Sensuous rotator - vibrating probe by Cal Exotics - review by Alien Puss

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No Freaking Way

Maybe someone else won’t have the reaction to the Crystalessence jelly like I did and can actually give a review on this toy. I personally can’t recommend it one way or another. Sorry ya’ll.
small enough for beginners
allergic reaction
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
Happy New Year to everyone, hope this New Year finds ya’ll happy, healthy and prosperous. Also hoping that the fat man in the red suit brought everyone all the EdenFantasys toys on their wish list. The fat man in the red suit didn’t bring me my boy toy I asked for as I didn’t find him in my stockings on Christmas morning. Oh well there is always this year.

Anyway, onto my first review of the New Year. I received my package from EdenFantasys sometime during the middle of the holidays and with all the hustle and bustle it got put to the side and almost forgotten. Then come the New Year I had a two week visit from that nasty little bug called the flu, so then I wasn’t even interested in trying any toys at all. Well now I’m over that episode and off to try my new toy. This time I decided to try something a little different and ordered the Sensuous rotator by California Exotics. This is an anal probe made from Crystalessence jelly in a really pretty purple color. It is approx. 5” in length with three 1 3/8” beads spaced evenly along the length. This probe rotates and vibrates from a suction cup base in 5 different speeds, although to tell you the truth I couldn’t see much of a difference from speed 1 and speed 5. The vibrator/rotatory control is attached to the probe by a cord which enters at the base just above the suction cup and is NOT sealed so when you wash it be very, very careful not to get water into the opening.

Let me backtrack here for a minute and give you some background about myself. After a really bad anal experience years ago, I only saw anal as a bodily function not a way to sexual pleasure. I finally decided to give it another try recently after reading several reviews here on EdenFantasys forums. So when I finally opened up my Sensuous rotator I did so with a little bit of trepidation as well as a little anticipation.
I kinda regret even opening it up at all.
The Sensuous rotator is packaged in a simple clam shell packaging. It was easily opened and when I did I thought I was going to die. The smell was so overpowering. Now I have other jelly toys and yes they did smell bad when first removed from their packaging, but nothing like this. The fumes were so bad my eyes started to water and swell shut and my throat also started to close. I quickly took it to the bathroom and tried washing it with antibacterial soap and hot water, as that has worked with my other jelly toys, but not this one. The next thing I noticed was my hands were starting to get itchy welts just from handling the toy. I thought to myself there is no freaking way I am going to put this into my body. Now I also have a latex allergy so don’t go suggesting using a condom. I thought of that but as I am also not in any relationship right now and don’t look to be anytime soon, I don’t keep non-latex condoms laying around as they are way too expensive .

So to make a long story short, I would love to leave a great review for the Sensuous rotator plug, but as I am not going to risk a trip to the emergency room I just put the toy back in its packaging and will decide what to do with it next later.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Victoria
    Ok...well, it obviously wasn't a good toy for you.
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    That's really a shame. Perhaps you have a friend who can make use of it?
  • Epiphora
    Umm, that's creepy as hell. I have to applaud you for writing this review anyway, though. Sure, you didn't actually use it, but people need to know when a product is this disgusting. Thanks, and I hope you'll consider anal play in the future despite this atrocity.
  • Airlia
    Sorry this was such a horrible experience. If and when you're ready to try anal play again try a really safe material like silicone or glass.
  • Shellz31
    Damn, Im glad you did do this review. I was seriously thinking about trying it but really strong smelling toys affect me. I'll stay clear of it now. I really like California Exotic toys. Pitty on this one.
  • Illusional
    Yikes, doesn't sound pleasant at all. So sorry you had such an awful experience.
  • Eden C.
    Good Lord! How awful!
  • Ivy Wilde
    Yikes! I hope you had Benedryl cream handy.
  • SiNSaNiTy
    That's horrible
  • geliebt
    No fun Sorry you had such a bad experience, hopefully other things have worked out for you.
  • Eucaly
    Thanks for trying, anyway!
  • ajwonder
  • ohmai
    I'm so sorry!
  • TheSlyFox
    Thanks for the review, Sorry that it didn't work out for you.
  • Breas
    Oh wow, what a horrible experience!!! I personally don't like this material, the safety rating is way too low for my tastes. I'm sorry about your experience, but at least you know to avoid this material now.
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