First of all, I would like to make it absolutely clear that I am NOT a size queen.  I am most especially not a size queen when it comes to my ass.  My ass is in fact like a shy little schoolgirl aching to try sex for the first time but nonetheless scared out of her wits.  My ass is in fact a fraidy’ cat.

All right, now that that is out of the way, when the Happy Valley Pleasure Plug|Pleasure plug 2 by Happy Valley arrived in the mail, I took it out of the packaging, admired its sleek and beautiful shape, its lovely and clean smelling materials, and most of all, its size.  This was not the enormous, scary butt plug I had pictured.

In fact, my ass perked up a little and sort of looked interested.  This was a non-intimidating toy in every way.

Nonetheless, I stuck it in my drawer and took a while to try it, just like the aforementioned eager, young virgin.  I spoke with my more anally experienced friends in the meantime and got some of the best advice EVER.

"Twist, don't push," "push against it," and "use lots of lube" (non-silicone of course, as this toy is made with premium quality silicone). I prefer liquid silk|Liquid silk but your mileage may vary.

This was some GREAT advice.  Okay. So I sat myself down with my favorite clitoral toy and got myself good and worked up and then got ready.  The first inch or so was quite easy, on the order of a rather large finger, and then a stretch …and a stretch…and a moment of discomfort, and the plug was nestled securely in my little ass.

Funnily enough, I wished it was slightly bigger.  I don't think that I would wish it bigger were I actively fucking someone, most especially not if said person were built on the large size, but for solo play with clitoral or g-spot stimulation, a little more size would be nice.

That said, there was that brief moment of discomfort, so again, it's hard to say.

This butt plug is a thing of beauty.  It fits, it sits easily, it doesn't pop out unless you want it to and it's quite comfortable to wear.  I wouldn't want to walk around with it because that isn't comfortable (apparently some anal plugs are quite good for this, but this is not one), but it's lovely to wear while masturbating and I suspect while fucking.  More than that, it's just malleable enough to use easily, but not so flexible that you can't actually insert it or feel its divine pressure inside you.

It did make me come a little harder and stronger than usual as is normal when you add ass play to regular stimulation, and it came out nice and easy with a little bit of bearing down (like when you go to the bathroom and have to help things out a little).

Four out of five because the base gets in the way of your vaginal entrance a little, although that does make it work well for harness play.  That said; I don't believe this toy is shaped correctly to use with a dildo harness, so it really doesn't earn the extra point.