Such Beauty

The Gold Laced G by SSA Glass is sure to dazzle you with its beauty and grandeur. This toy is very versatile, easy to clean and easy to use. It is also very body safe and hypoallergenic but it may be too textured, hard or small for some people. You won't know until you give it a try though so don't be afraid to try it!
Sterilizable, Beautiful, Temp play, Texture, Unforgiving material.
Texture for some, Small for some, Unforgiving material.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


*I'd like to take a moment to thank Kindred for gifting me this beautiful glass toy for the Secret Santa exchange*


The Gold Laced G by SSA Glass is designed to be used vaginally or anally by men and women alike. Just be sure the base is big enough for your own personal use so as not to get lost in your bum and cause an embarrassing trip to the ER.

This glass toy has a very slight g-spot curve but it may not be intense enough to hit everyone's g-spot or p-spot properly. This would be great for beginners and those who enjoy texture on their dildos and a cool thing about it is the texturing actually makes this feel a bit thicker than it really is.

The G can be used as foreplay to tease and torment your partner or yourself before getting down to it. You could also use this during sex if you're into double penetration or anal penetration and of course this could be used in solo sessions.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The Gold Laced G is made from Pyrex glass that gains it a safety rating of 10/10. It is food-grade material, hypoallergenic, latex free, non-porous and phthalates free. Since this material is very unforgiving this may be suited to those used to glass or very cautious beginners. Always exercise caution when thrusting with hard material toys.

This toy is made from clear glass with golden lattice work down the shaft making it a smooth, shiny glass toy with ribbed texture. It is really quite beautiful to look at.

All lubricants are safe to use with glass toys so there's no need to worry about which one you use.

There was no odor or imperfections in the glass and it is not very grabby so a little lube goes a long way.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The G is a somewhat realistic looking glass dildo that measures 7" in length with a small pronounced head and frenulum. The shaft is 6 1/4" in insertable length and 1" in diameter and the "testicle" area is not realistic at all; looks more like a flattened glob of smooth glass which measures 2" long and 1 1/4" wide. There is golden lattice work down the entire shaft and circling a bit around the "testicular" base.

This toy weighs 9.7 oz. and there are no visible gaps or seams.

    • Beginner
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic


The best thing about glass is its versatility. You can warm it up in warm water or cool it down in ice water or the fridge for just the right amount of temperature play.

The Gold Laced G can be used vaginally with g-spotting being a possibility and can be used anally with p-spotting being a possibility.

Be sure to sterilize the toy between partners if not fluid bonded and exercise caution when thrusting. Other than that just grab some lube and have at it.

This is not a discreet toy in looks so it should be kept from prying eyes but it is pretty discreet to use since there's virtually no sound. It also travels well providing it is packed properly to prevent breakage.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

This glass toy is waterproof making clean up simple and it is able to be submerged so playing with it in the shower or tub is possible.

To clean the Gold Laced G just wash with warm water and antibacterial soap or toy cleaner or wipe down with a toy wipe. To sterilize it boil for a few minutes, toss it in the dishwasher or use a 10% bleach solution. Just be sure to rinse thoroughly and dry well before using again to prevent bleach from entering any sensitive body areas.

To store this toy you could keep it in the velvety, non-padded toy pouch it came with. You may want to add some of your own cushion with a swatch of bubble wrap or crumpled newspaper for further protection. It is okay for the Gold Laced G to touch other toys and it could be left out if that's doable in your house, i.e. you don't have kids or pets to mess with it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Gold Laced G came wrapped up in bubble wrap inside a red velvety storage pouch with a black drawstring closure. The storage pouch is not padded at all so keep that in mind when packing this toy away.

Other than that it was placed in the non-descript brown box with some crumpled brown paper. To be honest I'd rather have some more padding for glass toys while in transit.

There were no booklets, warranties, or instructions included but it's use is pretty straightforward.

The packaging can be used for storage and is pretty discreet so wrapping before gifting is not necessary.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Personal comments

I was very surprised at how beautiful this toy is. I am very pleased with it how it looks and feels when in use and have to say thank you again to Kindred for gifting it to me!


As soon as I opened this toy I knew I had to use it and see what it felt like so I grabbed some lube and just applied a little amount. Upon first insertion I wasn't sure I was going to enjoy the texturing on the shaft but I was also surprised with how great that felt, it was very pleasurable.

Have to say though that cleaning this will take a little extra scrubbing to be sure that all the nooks and crannies of the texturing are cleaned thoroughly, other than that there's not many negative things to say about this toy.
Follow-up commentary
I'm still loving my Gold laced G and it's doing just fine. There aren't any nicks, chips or cracks in the glass because I've been careful to store this properly while not in use. The lattice work on the toy does lend to hard scrubbing but it's not something an old toothbrush can't take care of.
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  • Contributor: Kitka
    You're welcome.
  • Contributor: Falsepast
    Thanks for the pics
  • Contributor: Kitka
    You're welcome
  • Contributor: eroticmutt
    Wow that really is a very pretty toy
  • Contributor: Highmaintenancegirl916
    thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Kitka
    Yes it is

    You're welcome!
  • Contributor: BG529
    it's really pretty i just worry about it being glass....
  • Contributor: Kitka
    It really is a great glass piece
  • Contributor: funforall7
    thanks for all the pictures!
  • Contributor: Kitka
    You're welcome!
  • Contributor: Princess Zelda
    thank you
  • Contributor: Trysexual
    I like mine too...too bad it was discontinued...nice review.
  • Contributor: Kitka
    I hear ya, thanks for reading!
  • Contributor: LuciFaery
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: Kitka
    You're welcome, thanks for commenting!
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