Love rider G-caress - dildo by Cal Exotics - review by vintagesaturday

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Who invited the bumps?

A defined head and smooth silicone make for great insertion, but the nubs on top drag inside causing some discomfort. This is perfectly sized for beginners (or anyone who isn't a size queen), and it's a toy that's worth it, as long as you don't mind a bumpy texture.
Perfect size for a first strap-on experience!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Harness compatibility, quality silicone, and the perfect size make for one fun ride. However, the nubs are crashing this party and can I just say, "Ow"? But first, the good:

I love the defined head and gentle curve of the toy. While firm, it's smooth on the surface and glides right in. For beginners (or those who like standard sizes), it's the perfect dildo. The suction cup base and waterproofness make it steady to use in the shower, or anywhere you're playing solo. As a couple, it's great, too; it fits perfectly in our RodeoH harness and is just the right circumference/length/weight for optimal thrusting without dragging down the harness. It's also slender enough that it should be O-ring compatible as well.

For my first strap-on experience, this really was the right size. The more I used it, I did want something more substantial (thickness wise), but it still gets the job done. I also appreciate the ease of cleaning this toy (it's dishwasher safe, or I can boil it). As I mentioned earlier, the thicker, defined head makes for a good insertion experience. This dildo is appropriately named and of all my toys, this is my favorite to ride. The shape just works well.

I also love that this isn't realistic. As a lesbian, I love penetration and appreciate a thicker head, but I don't like dildos that look like realistic, chopped-off anatomy. This is perfect! There are no vibrating parts, but I usually will use a small vibe on my clit when I want to finish, so I can get the dual sensation.

Now for the bad: I really don't like the nubs. If rubbing externally (a little foreplay, anyone?), those little knobs are fine. However, insertion can become painful when the bumps are involved. The little nubs catch and drag when thrusting. So, rather than being a massage to the G-spot, it feels like my insides are being dragged on a hook. It hurts, and it's a definite mood killer.

The other downside is that while firm and not too long, the positions for strap-on use are a little limited. Since it's short and not very bendy, I found it works great for missionary, or when I'm riding it, but it doesn't work so well from the side, or in other positions.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Masturbation
    • Strap-on sex
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    • Anywhere
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  • Wicked Wahine
    Thanks for the review! OMG, I have the same experience as you with the sensation of being scraped raw inside from textures like this (and most others). Finally, someone who understands, lol!

    You know...if you felt like a little experimenting would be OK, you could shave off the bumps with a razor blade. As long as the toy is solid silicone, there should be no problem. Granted, the surface will then be less than perfect, but at least it might be better than those damn bumps! However, trying the surgery on it would maybe be better than an unused toy, or worse, tossing it. Now, I don't know if your partner can use this with no problem, so that would definitely be a reason to leave it alone.
  • Rossie
    Will lube ease the scraping? Thank you for the nice review.
  • vintagesaturday
    So glad someone understands my pain as well! I thought about trying to shave off the bumps but was worried it wouldn't work - now with your suggestion I think I will try that and see if it helps

    As for lube it doesn't help the bumps. Oh how we tried! It does of course make insertion easier but the nubs still catch/scrape, which is just a bummer.
  • BlackOrchid
    Thank you for the review.
  • Wicked Wahine
    I have always had that scaring feeling no matter how much thick lube i use and yes, I do understand, but most don't. We're just delicate flowers, lol! I saw an old video on here once for something and the woman actually showed cutting off the bumps from a solid silicone dildo with a one sided razor blade. BE CAREFUL doing it, but what the hell, right? Otherwise it's not usable and it's so close to perfect for you, too! Just be sure you wouldn't prefer to sell it and try to find another, better substitute. Personally, I say saw away and please let us know how it works! I am only concerned there might be roughness there, but if you are good about carefully shaving and not hacking at it, it should be better than the bumps, I think. Good luck!
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