Dual magic probe by Cal Exotics - review by veggielover

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YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't bother with this. It is not worth even considering. Nobody needs to have a sex toy that they don't use because it is too POINTY!!
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Pros:
none
Cons:
poor design, nothing to redeem it
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
OK, so I was a little put off by other reviews of this toy, but I decided to try it out anyway. How bad could it be? Unfortunately it is very very bad. This wand is made of clear, firm yet flexible silicone. It is a lovely pink color and has many textures. The nubbly ball, the hooked tip, the "beads" along the shaft all add up to a sensory delight. If you like to be TORTURED, that is. I do not like to be tortured.
The hooked tip was just too pointy for comfort and even getting past that and onto the nubbly ball was just plain uncomfortable. Apparently I am not a fan of nubbly bumps. They were just irritating and wrong.

On the other end is the thin end of the wand. It is much too thin and I actually did not use it because it seemed so flimsy that I was afraid one of the segments might break off inside me and I would have to have it removed in the ER. The thin end is really not safe for inserting into orifices. I warn anybody considering this wand (even after my blatantly negative review) to please please please please refrain from putting the small end in your vag or ass. Don't say I didn't warn you.

The one good thing I can say is that this toy is silicone and therefore quite skin-friendly. It is not that easy to clean, however because it has many crevices in the segmented section that could potentially trap bacteria. If you scrubbed it with a toothbrush you would probably be OK.

The box that the wand arrived in was nothing special and I wouldn't use it as a storage case. It is just a clear plastic universal annoyance that is hard to open and I had to cut it open thereby destroying it. A case would have been nice, but since I don't plan on actually using this thing; it doesn't really matter.
Experience
I only used this wand once and that was enough for me. It was too thin and flimsy on one end and too pointy and uncomfortable on the other.
Follow-up commentary
The dual magic probe has really grown on me. At first I was very turned off by the pointy tip, but as time went on I let go of my fears and gave it another go. It is pointy in appearance, but there is no pain caused by the tip. The tip is, in fact, rounded where it counts and is quite safe. I do avoid the slender end on most occasions because it is a bit too thin for my liking, but now and again I'll take a notion to test it out and it is a good teaser.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    • Anywhere
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
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  • tigerkate
    Just an fyi, this toy's description says it is TPR-- not silicone.
    I was curious about which lube would be okay to use with this, and I was curious about the actual dimensions (length, width of the tip area)
    Thanks for the warning, though, I'll stay away!!
  • Katelyn
    Thanks for the review, this toy looks terrifying.
  • Jimbo Jones
    In my experience, TPR is normally flexible and stretchy, so I am surprised by the material of this toy and its pointiness also being such a problem. I'll take your word for it though and stay away. Thank you for the warning.
  • Allstars316
    Good to know!
  • underHim
    Thanks for the review

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