Heart shaped breast massagers - nipple pump by Cal Exotics - review by KiaMarie

What’s the best use for this toy? Take a little makeup glue or something and use it as a fancy pasty. I think this product is best suited for…no one. Give them as a cheap gag gift that no one really uses.

I'm usually someone who enjoys breast play, and I am always willing to try something new, but when we got these, both my girlfriend and I were disappointed. They're nothing more than pieces of thin, rubbery stuff with a tiny, bullet vibrator attached. We did find, however, that by removing the bullet, you have a tiny and discreet vibrator that has just enough power when pressed to your clit. Other than that, we were not impressed.

When we first opened the box of toys we bought and found these, we were eager to try them. The nubbed texture in the area where the nipple is supposed to go was interesting. It was very flexible, and returned instantly to its original shape. There was a light, fruity scent to them for some reason, but we didn't really care about that part.

Personally, I thought the design was simple. It's a small piece of the material it's made out of with a raised, domed center where the nipple is supposed to be. The toy was easy to put on, but wouldn't stay on once it was there. It is one of those things you would be able to wear under clothes, but it would look as if your nipples were standing way out unless you had on a padded or thick bra. The dome part doesn't even come close to reaching the nipple; it's too high up. If you have nipples that stand out about an inch or so, you might be able to wear these. They're not adjustable, and there is no closure of any kind on them.

The tiny, bullet vibrators in this pack a surprising punch for something so small. They're a little difficult to turn on and off, as you must slide a tiny switch over, and it's not raised or anything to help you. I think it was supposed to kind of suction cup to your nipples, but it refused to stay on ours. We didn't find it stimulating at all.

I'm not sure how one would take care of these. We just shoved them back into the packaaging they came in and tossed it to the back of the bottom drawer.

We tried them once, and didn't use them again. They wouldn't stay, and neither of us felt any of the vibrations from the mini bullet.