Grrl shorts strap-on harness - dildo harness by Topco Sales - review by Lucky Luna

Ideally, these should be worn by a lithe and athletic individual whose legs won't be suffocated by the shorts. Of course, the system seems pretty self-explanatory. The straps will give extra stability while the shorts should keep the straps from concentrating pressure on a small area - this doesn't happen on a regular person, though. Instead, the straps seem uncomfortable, and the legs fit so tightly that it can't be ignored.

Outside of the fit, though, the actual ring system looks and feels tough. I was able to put a dildo into it easily, as the ring is a rubbery material. The problem, though, is that I was so uncomfortable in the shorts, that I didn't want to spend very long wearing them. After making sure that the dildo was actually secure (they do at least provide that benefit) I changed to a basic strap system.

The shorts are a tight and semi-stretchy nylon material that feels smooth. The straps are a tough material, with no stretch to it. The stitching seems alright, but I'm wondering if the fit of the shorts would affect how long they last.

These shorts have adjustable snap-on straps. I actually moved them around a bit when I put the shorts on, trying out different arrangements. Since the snaps are pretty easy to take off and put on, it doesn't take very long to work out what fits you best. The O-ring is also interchangeable from the default rubber 2-incher. It is probably worth noting that there is no entry to the interior of the shorts while you're wearing them.

I don't agree with the sizing. I'm 5'4" and 155lbs. (If you're following me, then you'll notice I've lost weight!) With jeans, shorts, and skirts, I can very comfortably, sometimes even loosely, wear a size 10. I purchased the large, which claims to accommodate a size 12. In the waist and hips, the boyshorts weren't bad - maybe a little tight, but not nearly as tight as the thighs. If my thighs needed to breathe, these shorts would have killed me. Yes, I'm being melodramatic.

I do have to give credit where it is due. The straps seem sturdy and are easy to adjust. Removing and putting on the shorts is easy enough. Your average dildo will fit easily and securely. Sadly, as I have probably overstated, your average build person will not.

I only wore the shorts for a little while, but still took them to the sink and washed them by hand. I was surprised to see black dye running down the drain. I guess this effect should decrease over time.

Storage is very easy, though, as the shorts fold up nicely. This is, of course, after the removal of your dildo.

I really liked the packaging. It's formed similarly to a bag, but made from a thin-cardboard. This is a fairly minimal style of packaging, but can be used more than once to store the shorts assuming you aren't rough with it.