I have wanted a harness for a really long time, and a SpareParts harness has been high on my list. Therefore, I was thrilled when EF sent me the small Theo harness (how cool is it that it comes in small and large?).

The Theo harness is similar to their very popular Joque harness, except that Theo is a g-string style harness, as opposed to a two-strap harness.

The cool thing about SpareParts harnesses is that you can use them almost anywhere! Theo is waterproof, so you can wear it in the pool, bath, shower, whatever. And that, my friends, is amazing, because people that don't possess an actual cock are often limited as to where and when they can fuck their lovers. This provides more possibilities in terms of places to have strap-on sex!

Describing this harness is difficult, so bear with me (which is why watching the video that goes with this review will be uber helpful!). The waist strap adjusts via velcro and tabs, and couldn't be easier to put on. Beneath the g-string part, so the part that sits between your legs/over your vagina is lined with snaps, so you can adjust it to fit you. To get the harness on, just step into it like you would a pair of underwear. In order to insert the dildo attachment, you simply pull the flap aside and insert the dildo through the hole. The hole stretches quite a bit, so you can get some very large toys into the harness. It looks and sounds more complicated than it is; I promise.

This harness sits low on your hips, and is extremely comfortable to wear. In my video, I demonstrate how simple it is to put the harness on (I really want you to watch this video, don't I?). It is very adjustable, and stays in place well while being worn. I'm a small person (I weigh about 105 pounds, for reference) and I have no problem tightening this harness to the correct size for myself.

The material is super-easy to clean, and the inside is lined with netting that stays nice and dry while you're playing. The only downside to this harness is that, because it's a g-string style, your partner can't play with your bits while you're wearing it (if that's what you'd prefer, I'd suggest the Joque harness instead). However, not everyone wants their bits played with while they fuck, or at all, for that matter.

If you think you'd like this harness, I highly suggest checking it out.