Harness set - harness and dildo set discontinued by Spartacus - review by thatonechick

First thing you should know: the dildo stinks. Holy hell, does it stink. And not in the opinion sense, either. I mean the choking rubber smell that never goes away. I opened the box and was nearly beaten to death by an overwhelming wave of rubber smell. It also burns. "Burns?" you say. "What do you mean?" I mean that my husband went to put this thing in his rear and it burned. So then he was like "WTF?" and sucked on it experimentally, and it burns like acid. Maybe it absorbed the soap we'd washed it with initially, I dunno. So it stinks, and it burns, but if you can get over the stench and put a condom on it (which you should do anyway, as it's rubber and probably collects bacteria like sugar collects ants) then you can use it. The dildo has what is colloquially called a "mushroom head," which is fine on a real penis because the head is squishy. I found the ridge on the realistic-looking head to be painful inside me, and my husband found it to be too big for his bum, so between the size, the head, the smell and the burning, we have used it twice, tops. Use toy cleaner or antibacterial soap and a condom if you decide to buy this anyway.

Now to the harness. The harness, I found, is very comfortable. I expected leather to chafe, but this does not. It fits the smaller dildo I bought, and when pegging the harness rubs against all the right places. Once the smell of the dildo it was packaged with wears off, I expect to get a lot of use out of it. I won't go into too much detail about the workings of it, since it's pretty straightforward: metal loops, metal snaps, leather straps. Very simple. Use leather cleaner and give it a good wipedown with some antibacterial soap to keep it clean; make sure you dry it thoroughly so it doesn't crack or any of that nonsense.

The packaging has a topless woman on the front, which I think makes it less than discreet.

Do I recommend it? Not if you have to get the dildo too. Save your money and buy something else.