Mr. Erectus - realistic dildo by EdenFantasys - review by iovys

Mr. Erectus

Realistic dildo with suction cup by

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Mr. Erectus is a great toy for beginners looking to up their size game. The realistic look and feel are one of the best I've come across. However, the really strong scent (after opening the plastic bag) was unnerving to the point where I actually started to question the materials used to make the toy. It took almost a week of cleaning/airing to get the odor to subside.
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Pros:
Silicone, good suction cup, feels as if it were made for me.
Cons:
Exceptionally strong smell for a silicone toy.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Mr. Erectus is a wonderful realistic silicone dildo that can be pressed against a flat surface for hands-free fun, with a standard O-Ring harness, or in a traditional manner - by hand. I've used it mostly in the shower, and it does its job well staying on the wall. The toy's insertable length is just under average(4.75in), and its diameter is about average (1.5in). As such, I would deem it a good toy for beginners trying to progress up the size scale. That said, if you are a virgin, this toy can, and probably will break your hymen. Although it's not advertised as a G-Spot dildo, boy does Mr. Erectus know how to hit mine.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Beginner-friendly
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This silicone dildo has had the strongest and most difficult to get rid of the scent of any of my silicone toys, and I own over 2 dozen silicone products. I had to wash it with hot water & soap, leave it in a soap/water bath, and vigorously clean it in the shower at least 8-9 times before the scent had begun to let up. It took about a week for it to smell like a "normal" new silicone toy. I brought it up to an Admin, who assured me it was a silicone product, and that it probably retained the smell because of its time in the plastic bag it came in.

Mr. Erectus is a lint, hair, and dust magnet. As such, it should always be cleaned before and after use. The texture is rubbery, and probably the squishiest & stretchiest of all my (silicone) dildos. The raised veins can be easily felt when used. This type of silicone will make you feel full, as it drags a little when against the skin. Using water-based lube will make it exceptionally slippery.
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

Mr. Erectus is the most realistic dildo I've ever laid my hands on. The opaque "caramel" color and raised veins are very appealing to the eye. The sculpted balls aren't as squishy as I would like them, but it's not a reason to complain. They make do quite well as something to hold while thrusting the toy. The head is thick and bulbous - and despite not being advertised as a g-spot toy, boy does it deliver to mine. With a little lube, it slides in very easily, the body accommodates quickly and feels wonderful.

This toy is not discreet. At all. It doesn't come with a box or storage pouch either; just in its plastic bag. Once you open EdenFantasys' box, it's there, in the clear plastic, and very obvious. Given that it has no storage, and that it's not discreet, I can't deem it travel-friendly. I wouldn't gift this publicly or without prior warning.

Below I have provided a photo of the toy next to a ruler and a standard Rubik's cube for easy size reference.
Sizing reference
    • Realistic
    • Beginner

Performance

This toy is very comfortable to use. It feels as if it was made for me. I usually tend to buy lengthier toys, but this one satisfied me just fine. The suction cup works well if the surface is slick with water, and is perfectly flat. It doesn't work that great on the wall or chairs at my place. It likes tiles, glass, & plastic best. It boasts of being harness-compatible, but I don't own a harness to test it with.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Mr. Erectus has lots of little nooks and crannies that need to be taken care of during cleaning. Because this is a silicone toy, I clean it with hot water and soap and make sure to get into all the little crevices, especially under the head. Because of all these details/veins on the shaft, it takes a little longer to clean, but it's not difficult. It's also okay to use a 1:10 bleach solution, boil the toy for 3 minutes, clean it in the top rack of a dishwasher (with no soap), but I just stick to soap and water.

If you choose to use lubricant (which in this case, [unlike any of the other toys I've reviewed so far] I would strongly advise), stick to water-based lubricants. I have been using JO H2O Cool Lubricant with this toy, and it works like a charm. The cooling effect is short-lived, but it makes it impossible not to feel the little details Mr. Erectus boasts.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

plastic bag

Mr. Erectus came packaged in a plain plastic bag, with no instructions, storage pouch, or box. That said, no instructions are really needed (sans cleaning/lube choice, perhaps), but without a storage pouch or even box, this can't be deemed a good gift.
    • Not discreet

Experience

As with my other reviews, it's important to note that it's very difficult for me to orgasm. I can only finish with simultaneous clitoral and G-Spot stimulation. Oftentimes, the G-Spot stimulation is not good enough to bring me to climax, even with multiple masturbation sessions.

Every time I use a dildo, I use some form of clitoral stimulation. I start off with a nice 10-minutes warm-up, then proceed to add the second player to the game.

All it took was once, and I was sold. I was not expecting to orgasm on my first try with Mr. Erectus. I'm not sure if it's because of the shape or the texture, or what, but within two minutes of the first insertion in every test, I've managed to achieve orgasm. It's important to note that these orgasms were not earth-shakingly powerful or out-of-this-world. The toy I used on my clit was of the Womanizer chain - I cannot orgasm with only a Womanizer on my clit. I also cannot orgasm with just any dildo inside me (while a Womanizer is on my clit). I cannot orgasm with only a dildo or vibrator inside me, either.
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Comments
  • Leil@
    Thank you for the amazing review! Excellent job! I'm glad you managed to get rid of the scent and give Mr. Erectus a try! And I am happy it was worth it!
  • missimayhem
    What a great review!! I love how you added a specific lube that works well with this toy, and your experience section is very helpful! I'm adding this to my wish list!!
  • OH&W, Lovebears
    Great review. Keep up the good work !
  • iovys
    Thank you, everyone!
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