Realistic dildo with suction cup by

Glorious Erectus

Mr. Erectus is a firm but flexible toy that most users will find appealing. It's a great, non-intimidating size for beginners, and it is harness compatible for couples looking to use the toy in a harness. Realistically sculpted, the toy is a great realistic dildo for anyone looking for a safe and affordable option.
Easy to clean
Good size for beginners
Suction cup
May be too firm for some
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a non-vibrating toy made for anal or vaginal insertion. The toy can be used by everyone and is great for solo or couples use. It's a standard dildo, and there aren't any bells or whistles, but it is a wonderful toy that will bring a lot of pleasure to the user. The toy can be used safely anally, as it has a flared base and testicles to prevent it from becoming lost in use. Its imperfect shape makes it possible for g-spot and p-spot play, but remember that all anatomies are different.

Whether you want to use this in the bedroom or the shower, Mr. Erectus can go anywhere, and you could even travel with him without worry, so long as you are not easily embarrassed. The toy can be used in pretty much any situation and will be great for gender play or even group play. It doesn't have mechanical parts, so the only sounds that will be heard are those coming from the user as they experience the pleasure the toy can deliver.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

Mr. Erectus is made from pure, premium silicone. Silicone is non-porous, hypoallergenic, latex and phthalate-free. Users with sensitivities to other materials can safely use silicone without the worry of having an allergic reaction. The toy doesn't have any weird scents on the surface, and there is no taste to the toy if using this for oral practice or simulation. There is a slight new toy smell when first taken out of the plastic package, but this will wash away and dissipate easily.

The silicone is slightly firm and has a little give to it, but it is highly flexible and will bend and move with the body. It requires a bit of pressure to squish the toy and is not as plushy as some other silicone toys. Silicone warms to the body fairly quickly, but you can soak it in a bowl of warm water to get it closer to body temperature if you like.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The toy is realistically designed with bumps, curves and veins just like a real penis would have. It is also a very average size, which makes it great for beginners or advanced users alike. The toy is not the prettiest dildo on the market, but that's what makes the Mr. Erectus unique. The veined texture design on the toy adds to the overall aesthetic, but users may not be able to feel them internally. The coronal ridge of the head does create a popping sensation when thrusting, so this realistic feature does help to stimulate the user in a good way.

As the toy is realistic, you won't want to leave this out in the open as it's not discreet and may become a conversation piece if noticed. This makes it a little tricky for travel unless the user is not embarrassed to take a realistic toy in their luggage. The base of the toy is a suction cup, which you can attach to any flat surface you'd like. The suction cup is not a separate piece glued in, and is part of the mold of the toy, so it shouldn't detach like some toys may do over time. This suction cup base also serves as a way to use the toy in a harness for partner play.

The size of the toy is as follows:

Overall length: 7"
Insertable length: 4-3/4"
Circumference: 4-3/4"
Diameter: 1-1/2"

This size is great for any user but is perfect for beginners who are looking for a toy that is not too intimidating for their first time.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


This toy is great for thrusting, as the coronal ridge adds to the stimulation of the toy overall. The flexible shaft means this toy will move with the body, and it helps when changing up positions or trying to stimulate the g-spot or p-spot. While this toy has a fairly straight shaft, it can reach pleasurable areas, and the suction cup makes this an easy, hands-free toy when you want to ride to orgasm. In a harness, the suction cup base works great to hold the toy in place, and the toy doesn't droop too much when in an o-ring harness, making this easy to perform with without the hassle of worrying about the toy coming out of the o-ring.

My partner and I really enjoyed this toy, and we're glad to have added this toy to our collection overall. It's a great toy to ride, and the suction cup is strong enough that it doesn't pop off of the surface, even when the user is riding it hard.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Caring for silicone toys is as easy as washing in warm soapy water, but there are several other ways to clean a silicone toy. You can boil the toy for up to three minutes, put it in the top rack of the dishwasher without detergent, or bleach the toy with a 10% bleach (90% water) solution. When cleaning the toy, you may want to use a soft bristled brush to clean the crevices in the toy that are harder to reach. Allow the toy to air dry, or dry with a lint-free towel in order to prevent lint from sticking to it once it has been cleaned. The toy can also be cleaned with a toy cleaner or toy wipes, but toy wipes are a temporary fix to a more thorough clean.

Store the toy in a cool, dry area out of direct sunlight. Do not store the toy with lesser materials, and always be careful when storing silicone with other silicone toys. It's always safer to store the toy in a separate place or bag if unsure, as to prevent discoloration or melting. Always use water-based lubricants with silicone toys as to prevent degrading of the material.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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