Glow in the dark emperor - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Kimmie1980ca

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8 inches of glow in the dark fun... a girls best friend!

My pussy is happy from the Glow in the Dark 8" Emperor, as it's so "life-like". This big boy is my new best friend, whether it's night or day. It's pretty green color calls to me, and glows so bright... I just have to have it! This isn't for the beginner, only the advanced who want to be filled to the max. Yet another great product from California Exotic Novelties!
Realistic feel, bigger in size, suction cup, glows in the dark, and easy to take care of.
Dust and dirt sticks to it easily
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


If you're looking for a dildo that is big in size, then this dildo is for you. This baby will fill you up and make you scream. Perfect for those lonely nights alone, or with your partner. This dildo is unique compared to other "realistic" dildos, as the Glow in the Dark 8" Emperor glows in the dark. Perfect for those nighttime lovemaking, or solo sessions in the dark.

Since this dildo has a suction cup, you can use this baby pretty much anywhere. Stick it to a table, the floor, or the shower wall, and have fun going to town!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals

Material / Texture

The Glow in the Dark 8" Emperor is made of PVC. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's basically a plastic that contains Polyvinyl chloride. PVC is a fairly light plastic, a little rubbery, that feels like a realistic "firm" penis when you squeeze it. It's also Phthalate free.

When it comes to the texture of this dildo, it's porous and somewhat sticky in nature. Holding this dildo in your hand, you will notice the "realistic" characteristics of it. The shaft is textured to simulate a veined penis, and the head is nice and smooth with a circumcised look and feel. This dildo's texture is so "realistic", that even the balls are wrinkled!

The smell of the PVC material for this dildo is very strong. Even though I've washed my hands since touching it, I can't get rid of the smell, as the smell seems to be in the air lingering. The smell almost reminds me of a plastic Halloween mask, or some brand new sneakers.

When it comes to taste of this product, I wouldn't say it tastes good! I wouldn't say it tastes terrible either, since it doesn't have a strong taste. Just imagine licking the sole of your shoe! Okay, a clean shoe not a dirty one! Most likely you wouldn't want to suck on this dildo, unless it was covered in something yummy.

This toy isn't harness compatible.

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The best thing about this item, is that it glows in the dark! It has some magic properties that help it do that!

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    • Somewhat porous
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I love the "realistic" shape of this dildo, with it's veins and circumcised head. This dildo is bigger then the average penis... every mans dream to have a penis this size! The "Better-than-Real" Emperor is life-like, supple and sturdy with a strong suction cup.

As you can tell from the pictures, this dildo is a light green color. The total length of this dildo is: 8" (20.25cm), and the diameter is: 1.75" (4.5cm). The shaft circumference is: 6.5" (16.5cm). The Scrotum circumference is: 11.25" (28.5cm). The insertable length is 6.75" (17.25cm). This baby is quite heavy and sturdy, as it actually weighs 1Lb. Yes, it's a big one... not for the beginner!
    • Bigger sized dildo
    • Non-beginner
    • Realistic


This is a dildo so there isn't any vibrations. This would be 100% perfect if it vibrated, but I guess I shouldn't be picky. This toy holds up to all kinds of beating, and does well in the shower. It's super strong, and the suction always stays put.The glow in the dark is always stronger in the beginning, but eventually becomes hard to see in the dark. For best results, let the dildo sit in the light for five minutes before use.

Care and Maintenance

Since this item is made of PVC plastic, you will want to wash it with warm water and antibacterial soap. You can also use a toy cleaner if you like, instead of soap. Make sure you wash before use, as well as after each use.

I find because of the sticky nature of this product, I'm always cleaning it. You will probably want to keep it in it's original plastic bag, to keep fuzz and dirt from sticking to it. You may find that you want to use a condom with this toy, as the scent is quite strong after multiple washing. The condom would keep it nice and clean, and help prevent possible yeast infections.

If you use a lubrication with this product, you will want to stick to water based so you don't damage the texture of the dildo.
    • Easy to clean


When it comes to the presentation of the product, it's fair. I liked the purple color of the box, and the bright glowing picture of the dildo. But once inside the box, there wasn't any special packaging. The dildo came in a clear plastic bag, but it wasn't sealed. Since it wasn't sealed, there was a little dust on the toy already where the bag opened. There wasn't anything else inside the box to protect the product, or hold it in place.

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    • Minimal
    • Recyclable


If you're someone who likes a bigger toy, and being filled up, then this is your toy. If you're a person who prefers a more "realistic" sized dildo, then this would be better as a gag gift or choose something else.

I personally like this dildo, as it's quite realistic in the way it feels, but bigger then the average man! This toy is a keeper, but a little annoying how everything sticks to it. Overall, I'm happy with the product. It will stay in my night-table for when I'm in need!
Follow-up commentary
This baby is still glowing strong! I shouldn't really call this dildo a baby, it's quite big in size. I love that it glows and is perfect for nighttime playing. Use this with a partner or solo, both equally as much fun. With the texture of the product I like to use a condom, it makes for easy clean up.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • LynnAnn54
    Sounds neat that it glows, but I think this one is a little big
  • Naughty or Nice
    Thanks Hun for review. I might want to try this out!
  • Vivek Patel
    I'm jealous!
  • CrazyCatLady
    Purrr.... I want this! Thx for review.
  • newfoundlust
    Well done, wish it vibrated.
  • sexyintexas
    Great review, I can totally see me putting a vibrating cockring on this one and turning out the lights!
  • Lucky21
    So cool! Thanks for the review!
  • kelaaa33wish
    Thanks for the good review.
  • Starkiller87
    Great review. I wish the glow was brighter though. Seems like it would be fun.
  • Ms Carmel "Cream"
    Ohhhh! Looks good!
  • Minxy
    Nice review I'd be all over this if it wasn't PVC.
  • El-Jaro
    I love glow-in-the-dark things!
  • Ryuson
    Thanks for the review! I love light up or glow-in-the-dark toys, but this is a little bit large for my tastes!
  • Tuesday
    This one is bigger than I thought it would be. Really nice review.
  • Miss Anonymous
    Good! Thanks for the review!
  • JessCee
    Holy Jolly Green Giant, this thing is large! Great review!
  • Bignuf
    Love the original GLOW green color.
  • link82
    The photos were so helpful! I want this one!!!
  • SexyNCurious69
    Sounds like an interesting toy to try out
  • loveme
    great review, thanks
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