Glow in the dark emperor - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by El-Jaro

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Ruling its own kingdom

I'm usually understanding with toy materials, but this toy's smell really packed a wallop! You'll want to wash this toy a few times and let it air out before playing with it. If you're a solo player and don't mind the other things I've mentioned, this could be a good toy for you.
Glows in the frick'n dark!
PVC and the SMELL!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
There comes a time when you want to try a realistic dildo. Sure, there are all kinds of different shaped dildos out there, realistic and obviously not. Color aside, this is pretty realistic in shape. I've never encountered an 8" penis in real life, so I'm taking CalEx at their word on this one. They've been in the sex toy market for longer than I've been alive!

This "Little" Emperor has a suction cup base and is really firm. In shape and size, it's identical to other California Exotic/Swedish Erotica toys.

The Emperor is very firm and definitely PVC. You will definitely know when you open the package. I had this airing off for weeks, washing every few days and it STILL has the smell. You know, that new shower curtain smell. At least it glows in the dark. I don't mean slightly. It REALLY glows...for hours. It lives up to its title then.

It took a few weeks for me to be able to use the Emperor in the shower, time/life/break up. But when I got to it, my arse was reminded what a 2" diameter felt like! Only advanced users will be able to take this toy without an opening act.

Clean up is tricky with PVC. It's porous and can't be boiled. So, you're pretty much stuck with toy cleaners, soap/water, and wipes. Unless you use a condom, this is an exclusive hole use toy - only the risk takers and daring would share this toy.

You can see the box this toy comes in on the product page, a simple cardboard box with the toy in a plastic bag inside.

If you are sensitive to PVC and anything else associated with other toys in this line, keep in mind that this toy is basically the same shape and size of other CalEx dildos.
At first I liked the idea of an 8" glow in the dark dildo with a suction cup. After getting it and waiting weeks for it to air out, I've learned that some glow in the dark toys aren't all they're cracked up to be (to use).

On the other hand, if you want an 8" glow in the dark dildo to joke around with for you and your friends, this will work fine!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Glow in the dark emperor tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Masturbation
    • Pegging
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Glow in the dark
Do you like this review?
  • MrWishyWashy
    Thanks for sharing!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Thanks for sharing. It is kind of cute.
  • lexical
    I love the color
  • Woman China
    It glows! It's alive??? Thanks for the review!!
  • Falsepast
    i agree. i usually have high expectations for glowing things...then i realize just because it glows doesn't mean it's good.
  • BusyMe
    I might need it..
  • Sundae Sparkles
    I wish this was still for sale... Sigh
  • Gunsmoke
    I'm surprised to see you reviewing a PVC toy - they burn my ass - literally!
  • SadoMas
    thnaxxxx a bunch!
  • John E W
    Thanks for the review! It's kind of a cool color... But I bet it for glow for a spell in the dark. A nice tool for conversation with a group of close friends over a cup of coffee! Hehe!
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