Realistic squirmy cock royal - realistic vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by MellowJello

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A good addition to your anal toy chest

This might not hold up as a top vaginal toy, but for curious experienced anal users, this is a great addition to your chest. Use this with a water-based warming lubricant, and the movements it can make you feel like a real cock is cumming in your ass. There's not much vibration in the toy, but it should be compatible with any vibrating cock ring. I was completely satisfied for what I need it for and that's all that matters.
Realistic looking, realistic feeling
Not waterproof, drains batteries , might be discontinued
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I can see how this toy would be disappointing if it was being compared to a vibrator or used vaginally, but as an anal toy, it does the trick. It doesn't move much, but if you're going to use it anally, you wouldn't want it to. Its size is fairly average for anal toys that an experienced user would use (I wouldn't recommend this for anal beginners).

It doesn't smell as rubbery or strong as some other toys do and feels realistic if you put some corn starch on it. It's also just a fun toy to play with. I used ID pleasure (a LOT of it) the first time, but any thinner lube would work well. The second time, I used Wet Synergy warming with a condom around it, and it felt amazing. The warming plus the slight movements felt like a real thick cock was in my ass, and I loved it. I don't know if a thicker lube would feel good with the material. A condom should be used, but if you don't use one, make sure you clean it really well.

It cleans up really easily, use wipes (the free ones you can get with any Eden order) and a disinfecting spray. Be careful not to submerge it in water, because there are wires and a remote. It has a suction base at the bottom, but I don't think it was intended for bathroom play. I got it wet a couple of times in the sink, but it still works; it is pretty sturdy.

I used it for half an hour and it kept up with me the entire time on low setting. I used it on high the next time and it died about 15 minutes in. I am not sure how long most people use this for, but it seems like you may need to replace the battery every 1 - 2 uses. It is a shame that this toy might be a battery drainer; most of my other toys can last one to two weeks. I just got this a week ago, so I'm still testing its limits.
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    • On a bed only
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    • Anal
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  • Do emu
    Thanks for sharing, but how does it work with the remote? You only vaguely mentioned it.
  • bayosgirl
  • evie.amor
    Thanks for the review, does it wiggle or just vibrate?
  • mpfm
    Thanks for the review.
  • spiced
    This looks like the "poor man's Stronic Zwei". Thanks for the review.
  • kandy anjel
    thank you for sharing
  • brandi2009
    too bad the vibrations aren't that strong.
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