Realistic squirmy cock royal - realistic vibrator discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by MellowJello

I can see how this toy would be disappointing if it was being compared to a vibrator or used vaginally, but as an anal toy, it does the trick. It doesn't move much, but if you're going to use it anally, you wouldn't want it to. Its size is fairly average for anal toys that an experienced user would use (I wouldn't recommend this for anal beginners).

It doesn't smell as rubbery or strong as some other toys do and feels realistic if you put some corn starch on it. It's also just a fun toy to play with. I used ID pleasure (a LOT of it) the first time, but any thinner lube would work well. The second time, I used Wet Synergy warming with a condom around it, and it felt amazing. The warming plus the slight movements felt like a real thick cock was in my ass, and I loved it. I don't know if a thicker lube would feel good with the material. A condom should be used, but if you don't use one, make sure you clean it really well.

It cleans up really easily, use wipes (the free ones you can get with any Eden order) and a disinfecting spray. Be careful not to submerge it in water, because there are wires and a remote. It has a suction base at the bottom, but I don't think it was intended for bathroom play. I got it wet a couple of times in the sink, but it still works; it is pretty sturdy.

I used it for half an hour and it kept up with me the entire time on low setting. I used it on high the next time and it died about 15 minutes in. I am not sure how long most people use this for, but it seems like you may need to replace the battery every 1 - 2 uses. It is a shame that this toy might be a battery drainer; most of my other toys can last one to two weeks. I just got this a week ago, so I'm still testing its limits.