Lovemoiselle Noemie - dildo by Lovemoiselle - review by Escheresque

Lovemoiselle Noemie

Dildo by Lovemoiselle

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A toy for HER

The Lovemoiselle Noemie is attractive and feminine. It's light-weight and well sculpted - the perfect dildo for "me time" or to get as a gift.
feminine, light-weight, well-sculpted, hygienic
not for oral
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I'll start by saying that the Lovemoiselle Noemi is not my first intimate toy, but it is - to date - my favorite. When I first saw this dildo presented on your website, I was intrigued. I had been searching for a dildo that day, and I had an idea of what I needed it to be: hygienic, non-vibrating, and mine.

Now, when I say "mine" I mean I was looking for a dildo that would be for my own personal time. My husband and I have a range of toys for when we're together. I know from personal experience that you have to fit your equipment to match your mood and I wanted a dildo that I would use when it was about exploring me and my pleasure.

The first thing that caught my notice was, of course, the design. The floral motif is well depicted on the web but is not fully appreciated until you have the dildo in your hand. The lines of the stems follow the curves and humps, encouraging your eyes to take in the contours of this dildo. The design is slightly raised which was sensual when I ran my fingers along the length, but was not something felt during penetration.

The sculpt of this dildo delivered. The tip was just tapered enough to give easy penetration, widening to the full diameter. The girth of the toy was filling without stretching, allowing me to clutch around it and not feel over-full. The first hump was excellent for normal play and provided a longer handle for movement. While the second hump allowed for deeper penetration, gripping the bulb on the end.

The material was not one I was familiar with before this dildo, but I was pleasantly surprised but the weight and temperature of the ceramic material. Like glass it feels slightly cool to the touch when you first take it out. However, it warms quickly with play. The ceramic has a slick, smooth surface, making lubricants unnecessary when used vaginally. However it works wonderfully to rub warming gels into other parts of the body.

One final mention in regards to the material: I was exceptionally pleased by the weight. I occasionally leave a dildo inside me while caressing other areas of my body, and the humped design in conjunction with the light-weight materials meant that the toy didn't shift while my hands weren't present.

In fact, the only part of me I found wasn't pleased by this toy was my mouth. Having a bit of an oral fixation, I tend to like having something to suck on while being pleasured. However, the very aspects of this toy which make it body-friendly and easy to clean make it horrible for teeth. All it took was the sound of one "click" against my teeth and I worried about scratching or chipping it. This didn't lessen my delight with my purchase; however, it just encouraged me to add another toy to the bed.

Over-all an excellent product.
Follow-up commentary
It's been several weeks and Noemie is still the one I reach for. I've tried it with and without lubricats and I find I like the very slight resistance I get without lube. Over-all: still incredibly happy!

One item of note, though: I've taken it out of the drawstring bag. It was leaving a bit of felt on the length and I was having to wash it before just to be safe (I have VERY sensitive skin).
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My Lovemoiselle Noemie tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    Welcome to eden! Awesome first review! Did you see the option for the extended template? It would better organize your info. How do you clean this? Can you sterilize it?
  • Escheresque
    No, I hadn't noticed the option for an extended template. I will keep that in mind for my next review... my husband and I just bought the plushy cuffs... and I'm sure I'll be posting soon.

    As for your questions, I clean it with anti-bacterial soap and according to the helpful brochure included with this product it can be steralized.
  • ......
    Welcome! Very nice first review!
  • Sammi
    Welcome to the community!
  • Escheresque
    And what a community it is! I've been reading through the reviews of other products and I can't tell you how great it is to see such an open expression of sexuality. It's refreshing to look into a new purchase and see honest answers regarding previous experiences with that product. I think I've found a home for my future purchases!
  • Annemarie
    Great first review. Welcome welcome welcome!
  • sexyhellokitty
    Great first review! She is beautiful! I can't wait to get my hands on her!
  • babybee
    Nice review
  • bigboybig
    Thanks for the review!
  • LavenderSkies
    Thanks for the review
  • Blooddragon
    Nice review!
  • Samantha
    Good first review!! (even though it's like 8 months late )
  • pinkzombie
    Thankyou !
  • Mell
    Ow...not fun for your teeth haha...but great review!
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