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Colt Carlo really smell!

Carlo is great in looks, if you can overlook the big balls. He is a big boy for the advanced users. Carlo will fill you up, and then some. You can stick him just about anywhere for your creative pleasure(for a few minutes at least). He would be a awesome, toy if he did not smell so bad. Oh Carlo, why do you have to smell so bad?
Easy to clean, realistic looking penis. Storage bag.
Smells really bad, girth maybe too big for some users, balls are to big.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Colt Carlo is a big dildo with a lot of girth. He is used for vaginal, or anal play. Carlo is not for everyone, I do not recommend him for beginners, or anyone who does not like a lot of girth. We are talking a big boy here. Carlo would be best for advanced users, who enjoy big toys.

Carlo is equipped with a suction cup, so he can be stuck to the tub, wall, chair, or anywhere you can think of. The suction cup also serves as a handle for using this bad boy for anal play.

I think the best way to use Carlo is with vaginal play, as he is a big boy; he maybe too big for some people (like me) for anal play. Carlo is flexible, so he will give when thrusting him; so he will not bruise you. I do recommend while thrusting him, to go slow; as he is a big boy.

Carlo is not recommended for people who can not tolerate strong smells. If you can get past his smell, then give Carlo a try.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Flexible
    • Girth
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Carlo is made with vinyl, which only rates a 2 on the Eden safety chart. The material is slightly porous, which means he can hide dirt, and germs; so if sharing your toys please always use a condom.

Vinyl toys are more solid than the jelly toys, but he is still very flexible. You can bend him without much effort. The material is soft to the touch, but not as soft as pleasureskin, or pure skin. Carlo, when he first arrived felt slimy. I gave him a good washing, and now he does not feel so slimy. He does have a very STRONG smell to him, even after he had been cleaned. This is a bad, rubbery/vinyl type smell. I am hoping this will fade over time. There is also a slight taste to Carlo, and it is not a good one. You can taste the vinyl. I do not recommend sucking on him.

Carlo has some really pronounced texture. His veins on his shaft are amazing. They are raised up, and able to be felt with your hand, and pussy. The veins underneath his shaft are even more noticeable; they are very thick, and they look realistic with their blueish tint.

His head is uncircumcised; so he has foreskin; there is even a piece of skin that runs up to the tip of the head. His head is a lite color of pink, and if you look close, it has markings, or lines on the head; that again; makes the cock look realistic.

Carlo's balls are very detailed as well; the look of a real ball sack with all the wrinkles. They are very firm, and they do not move, when you try to squeeze them.

Though the vinyl material is not as bad as silicone for picking up lint/hair, it will still grab onto some, so it is recommended to give him washing before, and after each time you use him.
    • Flexible
    • Somewhat porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Carlo is designed to look real; and that he does. I am very impressed with the over all look of Carlo. He is suppose to resemble a real cock, and for the most part he does. I think the balls are a little bit too big for the cock, they actually make him ball heavy; as he leans to the side a bit.

Carlo is a big boy, he stands at 9 1/4 inches in length, with an insertable length of 6 1/4 inches. He has a circumference of 6 3/4 inches, with a diameter of 2 1/8 inches. Carlo weighs in at a whopping 1.5 pounds.
Due to this big boy's size, he is not for everyone. IF you are a person who likes to feel stretched out, then Carlo maybe the boy for you. I do not recommend Carlo for beginners, or anyone that prefers the smaller toys. I can not start out inserting Carlo, I need to work my way up from my smaller dildos, before I take this bad boy on.

Since Carlo is so big, he is not travel friendly. He is too big, and bulky to hide. Carlo is not a discreet toy, anyone that lays eyes on him, will know what he is used for.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


How did Carlo perform? That is the question. Well he does fill you up, and then some. Carlo feels good when he is being inserted; for a stretched out feeling. He is a big boy, and if you can handle big boys, you might want to give Carlo a try.

The suction cup works best if you stick him to a chair, due to his weight he pops off the shower wall after a few mins. I am not sure it maybe just my shower wall. I can not bring myself to ask a friend if I can stick him to their shower wall; to see if he sticks better.

As a big cock dildo, Carlo lives up to his name. He does his job very well at filling you up.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Carlo is not a high maintenance toy, simply wash him with warm water and anti-bacterial soap, or an adult toy cleaner will work as well. Pat him dry with a cloth, or allow him to air dry before putting him away. He is pretty easy to take care of.

Carlo arrives with a velvet bag for you to store him in. It is recommend that you place him in a plastic bag, before putting him in the velvet bag. This is too keep him for absorbing colors from the velvet bag. It is best to remember he is big, so he will take up space in your toy box, or dresser drawer.

I suggest using a lube with this big boy, he is compatible with a water-based , or silicone lube. I personally use a water-base lube with all my toys.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean


Colt arrives in a cardboard box, he is totally naked on the front of the box; so the box is not discreet at all. On the back of the box has information about the dildo. There was a small piece of paper shoved in the box, written in 5 different languages. All it says is," to prevent discolouration, store Colt in a plastic bag prior to placing in premium storage bag. I do not think any more instructions are needed; he is pretty easy to figure out how to use.

Colt is wrapped in 2 plastic clear bags; to keep him from absorbing any colors from the velvet bag. Colt also comes with a big, black, velvet bag ; for you to store him in. That is a nice added touch, on the companies part.

I still use the box as storage with Colt. Due to his strong smell; I have him placed in the 2 plastic bags, then the velvet bag, and then the box. If I hold the box under my nose. I can still smell him.

You could give Colt to your special someone as a gift, if they do not mind that there is a naked man on the front of the box.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I really like the size of Carlo, but his smell is so bad; that he is not my favorite, big boy to use. There are better, realistic cocks out there, that do not smell as bad as he does. I personally will not go out and buy a vinyl product, as I can not get past the smell. For this reason I can not rate Carlo with a high score.
    • California exotic
    • Girth
    • Vinyl


The experience with Colt is a good and bad one. I enjoyed the textured veins on his shaft; they really do add a lot to the feeling of reality when touching, or inserting him. With realistic dildos, I have an urge to put them in my mouth. Carlo is very wide, so he is too big, to really get him all the way my mouth; and frankly I am glad, as he has a terrible taste to him. So i moved on from trying to explore the feeling of sucking him off, to rubbing his big head along the clit. The vinyl material is not as soft as the pleasureskin material; so the feeling was not as realistic as with my Adam dildo. I was intrigued by his size, and wanted to feel his thickness inside of me.

Since Carlo is so big, I could not just insert him without working myself up first. So with the help of my hitachi wand, and a smaller dildo, I soon was able to insert him ( after applying some water-based lube). As his head entered into my pussy, I knew right away, he was going to be a toy that I will need to go slow with. I really could not feel the foreskin on him while he was inserted. I slowly moved him in and out of me, and with each thrust, I pushed him deeper, and deeper. His girth, I could feel stretching my pussy with each thrust. The feeling of being stretched is not for everyone, but if you like it; Carlo will do this for you.

Carlo did give me an orgasm, a nice one at that. I will give him that; he did his job well. After I was done playing with Carlo, I took him in for a good cleaning. I put him in the plastic bags, to keep him safe, and clean.

I noticed, when I climbed back into bed; that my hands still smelled of the vinyl. Even after I had washed the toy, and my hands, with anti-bacterial soap. This bothers me a lot! I like to sleep with my hands under my chin, and all I could smell was Carlo.

While Carlo's performance is good, I just have a real hard time with the smell of him. I will check him now and then, to see if the smell has faded. Until it fades though, I am afraid Carlo will not be getting much action from me.
    • Big
    • Dildo
    • Solid
Follow-up commentary
Colt still smells really bad, so bad in fact that I can not even stand to play with him. I really wish he was made with pleasureskin material, and not vinyl. I would only recommend Colt to people that do not mind a strong smell to their toys. He is not a beginner toy; as he is on the large size. It is too bad Colt smells so bad, he would have made a great toy otherwise.
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  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for the review!! Really good
  • Contributor: Linga
    Great review, he sounds like he pongs! I'll be steering clear of him!
  • Contributor: Alan & Michele
    Ugh! We detest smelly toys... thanks for the warning!
  • Contributor: OhioJoe
    Wonderful review and great observation. Smell is so very important and it can be a turn off for the ladies if the odor is offensive. Thanks
  • Contributor: M121212
    Heehee hopefully the real Carlo smells a bit better!
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    Very nice review, thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Gigi128
    Thanks for the review! I hope over time Carlo smells better!
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    Thank you for the review.
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