Long John - realistic vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by poetprincess

Long John

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All in all a great toy, I would personally recommend to my friends. It is simple and fun, I love its discreetness and its easy to maintain rubber texture.
Great size, easy to store, easy to clean and hits the g spot nicely with out to much work.
The fake balls could have been a bit bigger to make them more realistic.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I picked the Long John because it looked like it would be a nice simple toy, plus, I love vibrators.
It is very quiet, hardly made any noise at all and it was super easy to use. Although it is not a softer, more natural feeling toy, it does not feel fake. John is made of natural rubber and pretty comfortable.
This worked well for me, its nicely veined neck and slight curve stimulated and hit my g spot perfectly. Though it's length may be intimidating to the basic beginning toy user. The Long John is strictly used for vaginal play I would not recommend it for anal play at all. It would be great for couples play. It is easy to handle. I am very happy with this particular toy and know I will enjoy it many more times in the future.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Vaginal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

Long John is made of natural easy to clean rubber but don't forget that rubber is porous and it is recommended that you use a condom if you share or basically anytime, to extend the life of your toy. This toy is so simple to clean up that's why it's my favorite kind of toy; something I can just take soap and water too clean it up and then put away. It has a veined neck and a slight curve which is prefect for g-spot stimulation, and it makes the vibrator feel more realistic though the texture it not easily felt this toy is quite enjoyable.
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

Eight inches long, three inches around and a slightly curved neck, great medium sized head, small balls, sounds like most men I have been with, but it filled me up and made for a fun time! It has multiple speeds and it's super easy to use with a small dial near the base to set them to whatever degree of vibrations you prefer. This one was alot of fun because after I was done I could just wash it off and put it in my drawer!
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

It is to be used as a vibrator,and can be used for couples play. This toy is not waterproof so take care when cleaning it off. This toy is not intended for anal play at all because it does not have a wide base at the bottom and could easily get lost. It requires two AA batteries but has a very soft buzz sound to it. It was very easy to use and brought almost instant satisfaction. Easy to read instructions but honestly if you ever need instructions to use a vibrator then maybe you shouldn't be using it. I can understand reading them to see what you can use to clean it with ( soap and water ) but how to use it. Well that's simple. Open it up, put in the batteries, slide on a condom, get comfortable and enjoy!
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

The Long John is super easy to take care of. Soap and water will clean it right up and you can store it away in the package it came in or where ever it is you hide your favorite toys. Please do not forget to use a condom to prolong the life of your toy. You can use a water based lube but a silicone lube would be better since the toy is porous the silicone lube will not absorb into it as fast.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Long John came in a molded hard plastic package that is also storage friendly. I can clean it up and he fits right back in where he belongs and stays clean till I want him again.
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

I really liked this toy and am totally happy with it. I am a personal fan of vibrators though so I pretty much figured this one would be a hit. It slides in easy and is very easy to use and clean afterwards which is a super big plus to me.
Follow-up commentary
So far, out of the three toys I have gotten this last year, this is my favorite and probably will continue to be till it dies.
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