Long John - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Sexual-Deviant

Long John

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Overall, I think this is a good toy. In comparison with other vibrators in this price range, I would say that it is above average. It can be used both anally and vaginally. It isn't hard to clean like some rubber toys. Most importantly, it is a good price. This may not be the best vibrator on the market, but is worth the money.
Veined, good size for beginners, and can use anally or vaginally
The vibrations aren't that powerful
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I will start off by saying that this toy isn't that bad. It does not give me screaming-my-lungs-out orgasms or anything, but is a good toy for the price.

I like that it is veined. I cannot seem to find many veined toys that I can actually feel when I masturbate. Most of the toys just look veined and cool, but once I use them, I cannot feel anything veiny! This toy is different. I definitely credit its texture to its harder rubber surface. Most rubber toys are quite soft. This one, however, almost feels more like a jelly-based toy.

Neither the overview on the website or the packaging really specifies what this can be used for. I used it vaginally, but I imagine that with lubrication, this can be used anally as well. It is not very thick, so I think it is well-suited for both ends. HOWEVER, please make sure to wash the toy after every use ESPECIALLY if you use it both anally and vaginally. I would also seriously consider using a condom with this toy. While it is a harder material, it is still made of rubber. Rubber is porous, so it can harbor bacteria and germs. You would not want a fun night of "ridin' solo" with this toy to result in an infection!

Also, I mentioned lubrication with this toy. Make note that you can use silicone and water-based lubricants with this toy.

While I would not recommend this toy to experienced masturbators looking for something new, I would recommend this to newbies looking to see what masturbating is all about. The vibrations aren't powerful, but they are decent. The size is not too daunting - which is a good thing for everyone! Also, the price is good. So, if you are new to this and just want to see what it feels like, I would go with this toy. After all, you can't knock it 'til you try it!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Long John tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
  • ToyingCouple
    You should think about including the dimensions for this vibe. I know that they're in the product details but people like to see them in the reviews. Just a suggestion....
  • lamira
    Good review!!
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    Great review!
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    Thank you! Great review!
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  • MagicKitty
    Nice review
  • oopsy
    Good review. But some measurements, and cleaning instructions would really add to your information. Thanks!
  • Thomas90
    Good review!
  • OrangeKushBB
    Great review!
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