Good things in an Average Package

Honestly, in spite of the color, if I had to buy another dildo, I would buy this one again. While it may not be the most discreet toy on the planet, it is worth the money to get one.
Good size, easy to use, easy to clean
color, soaks up lube, not discreet
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The toy was designed to use the suction cup, so to use it, you would move your body rather than the toy. Probably the best way would be on your hands and knees, as if you're being taken from behind. However, I could just be unimaginative right now. On a side note, it is a rather powerful suction cup and unless you are exceptionally rough, I don't see a reason for it to come undone. You can also use it without using the suction cup which makes it better to move the toy, rather than yourself. However, if you're getting it right, you are probably moving both. I, personally, would not suggest using the toy anally because I think you would need a slightly firmer toy. This toy is probably best for solo play, but I can't see a reason why couples can't use it during foreplay. Unless you are built exceptionally small, I don't think you need to take much in the way of precautions when using this toy and if you are small, I would just go slow the first time and use lots lube to make sure you can handle it. I'd say it's about average size, but definitely not huge.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Without lube, the material, TPR, feels rather odd and when I first unboxed it, it had a fine, white powder which easily rinsed off. It's supposed to be a realistic texture and it is when lubed up. Without the lube, like I mentioned, it does feel a little odd. I can't think of a way to describe it other than odd. The material does seem to soak up lube rather quickly. It's a smooth material with some veining in it. There are a few flaws on the item that take away from the toy.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

I didn't expect the toy to be two-tone, but it doesn't make a difference. Then looking back at the images, I realized yes, it is two-tone. The shape, design, and size are all very realistic. It would, however, be more realistic if they used a flesh tone, rather than bright pink or purple. Size wise, it is as they describe it. I would prefer it slightly longer, but that is my preference and not the fault of the toy. It's basically the size of your average cock. Just under 6" long (insert-able) and about 4.8 inches in circumference. It's actually just under at around 4.7in, if my math is correct. I would not call this toy discreet by any means. It is most definitely a dildo in obnoxious, bright colors.
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic


I like the fact that you do not have to use the suction cup on the toy to get pleasure from the toy. However, the suction cup does work rather well, but it may end up a bit hard to get off once you securely stick it to the surface. The highlight of this toy is also the negative; the suction cup works! It is definitely not in any way discreet, but unless TSA is checking your bags, I also don't see a reason you can't travel with it. It will not set off metal detectors, or the like.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This is a very easy to care for toy. Just clean it with a bit of soap and water. I store it in a drawer on my headboard with the rest of my toys. The toy is only compatible with water-based lubes. And as I mentioned, it tends to soak up quite a bit of lube.
    • Easy to clean


The toy is packaged in a plastic box in a plastic sleeve. It is extremely easy to open. In fact I'd say the package is idiot proof. Open the lid and slide out the inner sleeve to lift the cover and bam there is your toy. I would definitely not reuse the package for anything else. It does scream sex toy rather loudly.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
They toy started to separate from the skin so to speak. I would definitely not buy this toy again. Other from than issue, the toy is in working order and still performs as expected.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Wicked Wahine
    I have this and found that dusting it with a little cornstarch after washing & drying, really helps keep it from being so sticky. Of course, you have to wash it before use, but you would already have to wash off all the stuff that stuck to it!
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