Play things dong - dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Midway through

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I wanna play with your things baby..

I'm going to say even with the cons, this toy is worth it. I love it, and if you're mindful of storage, then you can keep it clean and well taken care of for a while. It has a great realistic feel and holds up well to usage.
Suction cup, realistic feel, waterproof
Sticky material, easily gets dirty, porous
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a dildo designed to feel realistic. I'd say it's probably one of my favorite attempts at realistic so far. This is made of Pure Skin, which is a porous material, it's a mix of PVC and Silicone. It comes dusted in a powder to keep it well in the package, which you'll need to rinse off before use. These are very porous as mentioned, so you might want to use a condom with it to keep it well preserved. Honestly, it catches dirt super easy and the dirt gets down in the material and won't come out, so I highly recommend condom usage with it. This has a great suction cup, which has made shower time extremely fun for me!

The only disappointment on initial opening was the testicles have a flat back. I'm a fan of toys with full round testicles. But meh, that's just me. The suction cup is really strong, which is epic. I stuck it to my wooden cabinets in the kitchen as a joke, and it actually stayed there. When you tug on it, it doesn't come off. So the suction cup is pretty strong.
I'd also like to note that any lubricant other than water-based can eat this toy and damage it, so don't use ANYTHING but water-based.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup

Material / Texture

**Use water based lubricant ONLY with this, any other lube can damage it**

This dildo is made out of Pure Skin, as mentioned earlier that's a combination of PVC and Silicone. It is very porous, and collects muck down in it which can't be washed out. So I suggest a condom and storing this in a baggy, or in the box it comes in. Either way, don't store it with other toys and don't leave it out.

Anyway, this has a velvet feel to it, which does give it a semi-life like texture. It's the best attempt at real skin, in my personal opinion. I love it. It has a slight veiny texture, though the veins are not prominent. The testicles have some texture to them too, but again, it's not a very prominent texture. The head is pretty well defined, which I like. In general, this is just a smooth dildo though, you'll hardly feel the actual texture.

It does smell, it smells of rubber. It's fairly strong, and so far even after washing has remained so. It comes dusted in a powder that keeps it from being sticky and preserves the material in the packaging. It is recommended to dust it with cornstarch after each use to keep it from being sticky. I recommend doing it as well, as this is super sticky after washing and drying.
    • Porous
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Length: 7"
Insertable: 5.25"
Circumference: 4.75"
Diameter: 1.5"
Material: Pure Skin (PVC, Silicone mix. Latex and Phthalates free)
Special features: Suction cup

I like the design. It will pretty much stick to anything because the suction cup is great. It makes an easy hands free dildo, though I had to guide it in at first, because it's slightly floppy. Don't get me wrong though, it's not one of those floppy dildos. This is slightly thicker than the other dildo I have, so I had to work at getting it in, but I would imagine you could say it's fairly normal sized, maybe slightly thicker. It's average length, and I think it wasn't too much to take at all. The pink one of these is fairly realistic in look and feel, though the veins on the penis aren't real prominent. I wish it was a little more curve upward, but the material is probably too soft to give for that. That's just my personal opinion because I like curved dildos. I would recommend this for beginners and advanced alike, I've really enjoyed it. It's not hard to figure out or hard to insert.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic


This toy has performed up to my standard and what I expect on dildos. I've really enjoyed it. My only complaint is that the material is one that can collect dirt down into it, and no matter how hard you scrub, it won't come out. Mine has "dirt lines" because I let it hit something while I was cleaning it and it stuck down into it. I'm still going to use it just fine, but in the future I'll use condoms and be more careful.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This toy is relatively easy to care for, but you have to take an extra step. You should wash this before and after use with warm water and soap. But after use, when you're going to put it away, dust it with cornstarch. If you don't, it will become sticky when it dries after washing. You need to store this either in the box it came in, or in a baggy, it WILL collect muck down in it that will NOT come out, even with washing. So you need to be mindful of storage.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean


Play things dong came in a clear box with pretty font in pink and purple detailing the material, care, and general information. It was not extremely informative, but it was informative. You can use the box for storing the dildo, which is what I do, if I don't just leave it hanging in the shower (LOL). There are two little plastic moldings that hold the dildo in place inside the packaging, I kept those to keep it all packed safely away.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I would recommend this to anyone looking for a shower toy or something for solo play, because you can stick it on quite a few different surfaces for play, and I like hands free toys. I didn't really struggle with this one the way I do with some toys that are supposed to be hands free.
Follow-up commentary
This has collected some dirt down in it that won't wash out, but despite it's flaws in porousness and the amount of lint it can collect if stored improperly, I'm still in love with this dong. If it breaks down on me I will have to buy a new one. I am way too in love with this thing to just let it die off. With that said, I'd like to mention that I haven't noticed any material degrading and it has held up well for being a more porous toy.
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