Mini cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Erotica

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It's SO.....small.

If you're buying this for pleasure, you're fooling yourself. There's no pleasure to be had with 3 inches. Yeah, there's the whole 'It's not the size, but how you use it'. Well, when I figure out how to use it and successfully climax, I'll be the first to let you know.
Makes a great gag-gift
Too small, smells like fruit, and limp
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
So when I ordered my last dildo, the Super Ballsy Jr Cock, I was surprised to find a thick 6 incher for something called 'Jr'. Simply put, I was impressed. Somehow when I saw the words 'Mini Cock' I thought alright! I'm going to get something just big enough to enjoy, but not too big. I'm not a fan of HUGE dildos. I find them uncomfortable for the most part; anything between 5-6 inches is right up my alley.

Now picture my face when I open the box to find a 3 inch cock staring back at me. Guess I should have read the details on this one before ordering it, huh?

I refuse to believe it's 3 inches because it looks so small. I swear it's the size of my pinky finger! Upon opening it, I noticed this toy has a fruity scent, but I think it's the material and is not supposed to smell like fruit salad. But it's a pleasant smell at least, I've had worse.

I don't know WHY someone would use this on themselves, but if you do, remember to use a condom if you plan on sharing with a friend (psh, your friend won't even want it!) because this material cannot be sterilized. Good luck finding a condom that'll fit it properly.

The 'Mini Cock' would make a fabulous gag gift for a friend or co-worker, and, that's about it. What can you really do with 3 inches? I'd rather use my own fingers. Not to mention, it's not very stiff. What's worse than a small cock, a limp one! BOO!

There's also a creep factor to this cock as well. Sorry, but it looks like the private parts of a small child, or a little person. There's just something not right about this one.
Follow-up commentary
Of course, this thing was a joke to start with. It's just way too small to do anything with. Made a good gag gift though!!
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
Do you like this review?
  • ~LaUr3n~
    This was one of the items I was thinking about for a bachelorette party. Glad you informed me!
  • ToyingCouple
    Maybe it would make a good keychain? Thanks for the review!
  • Annemarie
    Perhaps it's meant to be a packing toy?

    Thanks for the review!
  • systematicweasel
    Great review ^^
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • herMaster
    Thanks for the review. You are right- gag gift.
  • Cat E.
    I like how you said it would make a good gag gift!
  • my name
    great review
  • SadoMas
    ty ty!
  • britanny0620
    Thanks for the review, very helpful
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