Mini cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by AlexLady

The texture of the toy is more rubbery than realistic-- which is fitting as it is made out of rubber --and it has an odd fruity smell. However, considering its size, the details of the cock are done very well. Even the coloring has my approval.

This thing will be a tad bigger than your index finger. The actual insertable measurements are that it's three inches long, and three-fourths of an inch wide. Even the balls of this toy are undersized, at one inch from the base of the dick to the end of the balls and an inch and a quarter wide. So if you enjoy just using one finger on yourself, then this might be a more realistic and flexible alternative.

I however, didn't buy it for masturbation. I got it because it's funny. When viewed up close-- say, on a webcam --everyone will think it's a real huge dildo. Yet when you move it away, they'll all realize its true size and get to laugh with you. It works great as a gag or to insult people about how big their penises are (especially if they're one of those people who claim to have a 12" penis.) I imagine it would work well for men who enjoy humiliation as well. Say, "Your dick is so small, even this dildo does a better job fucking me."

This toy gives me a lot of fun. Even if it's not the same type of fun my other toys give me, I still think this dildo was a great purchase. Every day I come up with another joke to make about it.

In the end, I would suggest using Eden Fantasys' "View Actual Size" feature before you grab this toy. Just use a ruler or any other easily found comparison tools such as a dollar bill, and adjust it until you can see just how Mini this Cock actually is!

I still love this gag toy and show it off with a laugh every day. I want to make one into a keychain!