Colt Chris Wide cock - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Rod Martini

The Colt Chris Wide Cock is what I might describe as an entry level monster cock. Its overall… magnificence is certainly something to be reveled but it isn't near as much of a feat of insertion as something like the Adam's Pleasure Skin Cock (7/10 for brutally large). This could pretty readily be an everyday toy for someone who is used to taking it big. One slight draw back is its recommended storage practice. Unless this toy is being stored in a solitary, dark, and dry environment, it is recommended that it remain in its plastic bag, inside of its cloth bag (yes, two bags, but I'll talk about that later). This double bag method can be a slight inconvenience if you are in the heat of the moment and you need to do some kind of circus nesting doll act with your big rubber dick.

This is where you make and break a toy, and manufacturers continue to let me down… The Better-Than-Real plastic (rubber) is a derivative of PVC. I will say it is difficult to mimic human flesh with a non-porous material, but for $80 I would expect them to figure it out. Most of the toys and lubricants on the market now are moving toward phthalate free materials, luckily this is one of them. If you click on the material info on the product page it will show you that silicone lube can be used with this toy. However, if you look at the material data sheet on Cal Exotics website it states that their PVC toys are only recommended for use with water based lube. I am not too terribly upset about the porosity issue, though. If you are careful not to share your toy or use it anally without protection, you should be fine. They really did hit the texture out of the ball park, though. It is just the right amount of squishy, floppy, firm, and smooth.

The shape is really accommodating for a narrow but deep hole. This would be a perfect dildo for deep throat practice. My wife told me that the veins can be little intense, but I can argue that this might be just what someone is looking for. The suction cup functions very well and is compliant with a pretty high variety of surfaces. It will easily stick to a glossy paint job or any glassy surface. The head is small and pointed for easy insertion and it also has a nice little pop right at the back of the helmet. To get the full effect, the wielder should do long deep thrusts from the very tip all the way down the massive balls. It is about a 7.5 inch journey but at the right speed I can promise it is an experience. Its girth at the middle of the head (the thinnest) is just shy of 1 1/4" and at its thickest (up near the big veins at the base) it is about 1 7/8". Total length is right on 10" and its balls are about 4" tall by 2" deep. Those big lugs provide the perfect amount of cushion for a healthy vertical bounce. I would certainly recommend saddling up if you can handle the length.

The toy performs very well in my book. It is a little floppy, so if you are a tight starter you may have trouble pushing it in. it has kind of a ballon effect in that if you are pushing on it, it will get thicker, thus creating more insertion difficulty. But, if you are well warmed up and open to a strong thrust, you should have nothing but fun. One other obvious problem is the "heavy hammer" effect. If you swing a big hammer you will get more work done, but your arm will get exhausted more quickly. With a massive chuck of rubber like this you may need to practice switch hitting if you are a vigorous thruster. You may be better off sticking it to something and throwing yourself at it.

Now for the 2 bag talk. The Chris Wide Cock is shipped to you with 2 bags and a set of instructions. Basically the "good looking" black cloth sack is just to hide the dildo from both prying eyes and damaging uv light. The second plastic bag is to keep the cloth from leaching dye into the skin of the PVC. Some say this bag is for moisture control but do not be fooled. A bag that will keep out moisture will also trap moisture, so DO NOT put this toy away wet, IT WILL GROW FUNGUS! Truly the best place to keep this toy is neither in the bags nor the box provided. Put it in an empty drawer or in your dark dry toy box away from any of your other toys.
The material care and cleaning is fairly simple. The PVC can be washed with mild antibacterial hand soaps or even cheap toy cleaners. Just try to keep it away from oils and lots of harsh sunlight. It does have a gloss or "top coat" so as time passes it will begin to lose its shiny luster. This is typical of most all plastic rubber toys.

The box is about 3" x 4.5" x 11.5". It is not very discreet considering Chris is on the front and back flexing his enormous cock muscle. As mentioned before it also comes with 2 bags and a set of instructions typed up and hand cut out of computer paper (which I thought was pretty tasteless).