I am SO happy with my new dick. I am a trans man, and I wanted something that would allow me to get pleasure from fucking a partner and help combat some of the dysphoria I get from masturbation, and I certainly got both of those things. It's really good for solo and partner play, for anyone with a vagina who wants to cum inside someone.

My first impression as I opened it up was how big it is. One resource says that while the whole toy is 15 inches in length, the pitching portion is about 6.5 inches. I’d say it was more like 7, and pretty thick. Not a tree-stump, but formidable. I’m certainly not considering this a con: if your partner would like something on the thick side, then by all means go for it.

It’s also just as realistic as promised. Granted, there is only so much you can do with only silicone to work with, but the Feeldoe company certainly did everything they could. In dim-ish lighting, it is visually indistinguishable from any other guy’s dick. Texture-wise, it feels kind of starchy and sticky, but maybe a non-silicone lubricant would remedy this? I’ll try it and let you know.

I am very tight due to being such a tiny little human, so putting in the large bulb portion took some maneuvering since I didn’t have any lube on hand. Once it was in there, though, it was very comfortable, hit my g-spot nicely, and seemed to sit firmly in place. For those who don’t have a preternatural vice-grip down there like I do, I think that it would be a nice size to both insert and keep in.

I was stoked to be able to look down at my body and laugh instead of cry. Dicks are fucking hilarious, and to see one jutting out stupidly instead of the usual smooth curves made me feel like a badass.

When worn, the dick stands up at a pretty sharp angle. Once again, not a con, just an observation. It was probably designed for face-to-face vaginal penetration, or else the physics of thrusting demanded that shape to keep it in place or something. Of course, it can be bent or stretched into different angles, but it’s pretty firm in texture and therefore 70 degrees up-and-out is going to be your default.

I’m not being paid by the company (I wish…) but I don’t think that I can give higher praise than it inspired in me some confidence. I now have the choice to have sex and whack off in a way that feels comfortable to me, and that is priceless.