Mr. Eight - realistic dildo with suction cup by EdenFantasys - review by ScarletFox

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Mr. Eight, eh..not Great

Great strong suction, but it's far too big for someone who is looking for a beginner toy and with an off-putting texture and smell.
Strong suction-cup
chemical smell, sticky texture, not for beginners
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With a strong suction cup to place it on the wall or a sturdy floor, Mr. Eight can be used in a number of places from the bedroom to the shower. The toy is best suited for those who are wanting to perhaps have a hands free playtime. It is flared thanks to the realistic balls, so it can be used anally or vaginally and any gender can use it. Though you will want to use a good amount of lube no matter what the situation, as this is thick and without it can be rather sticky against most skin.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

While it says the toy is made of a Phthalate-Free PVC, I found it to have a very rubbery smell when it came out of the package. So I would use caution if you are playing with this toy, perhaps using a condom over it if you are worried about sanitation.

The texture is very realistic, though I find that it is a little firmer than most actual real penises. The texture does add a bit of stimulation but only if you are sensitive to such things.
    • Porous
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

While I found the design/size to be great for someone who is used to large and girthy toys, again this is not for your average user at all. Due to its size, it is in no way to be discreet unless you are sticking it in the bottom of a large travel bag. Even then, I think if you are going through any place with an X-ray...they are going to know just what this is.
    • Realistic


The best thing about this toy is that not only is the suction cup strong, but it is also harness compatible. Which allows it to be used in a number of ways for a number of people of any gender.
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

You will want to store this in a place where it won't get a lot of dust or hair, as it is a bit of a magnet with the sticky texture. I find that the best way to clean it is with a toy cleaner that you trust and if you are really worried about it being porous, use a condom on it. Because it is a rubber/PVC toy you can use any lubes with it, though I recommend using a good silicone or water based lube.
    • Difficult to store


The toy came in a simple plastic clam shell, with the name of Mr. Eight on it in big red lettering. It was in no way discreet. Even in the packaging that was around it in the mail I could feel just what it was. There was no information on how to use it in the packaging, as the toy is very straight forward.
    • Not discreet
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