Crystal lover dildo by Glassvibrations - review by married with children

Crystal lover dildo

Dildo by Glassvibrations

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Not bad for a first time glass toy owner

Even if you only use this dildo for anal play, it is worth your time to pick it up and see what all the hype is about. Everyone should have at least one glass sex toy in their nightstand drawer.
Perfect thickness, easy to clean, and super slick with some lube
A little too firm to use for pussy play like you would with a traditional dildo
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I was a little worried and excited when I pulled this dildo out of the box. I was worried because this was our first rock hard sex toy. Everything else up until this one has been some kind of rubber or silicone. But at the same time, I was excited about how smooth it felt in my hands. Knowing ahead of time how to manipulate the temperture of glass, the coldness of the dildo out of the box did not worry me one bit. For those who don't know, you can cool down or heat up glass toys depending on how you would like it to feel. Put it in the freezer for about 10 minutes, set it in a pan of hot water, or keep glasses of both in the bedroom and alternate between sticking it in each glass for 30 seconds or so.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
    • Very easy to clean and store
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This is made out of 100% tempered glass. It is totally smooth with no seams or texture. Add a little lube of your choice and it becomes super slick. Tempered glass can break, so you need to be careful with storage and handling. Mine has been floating around in the drawer next to our bed for years, and we have yet to have a problem with chipping or breakage. Because it is made out of glass, it is nonporous. This makes it very easy to clean; a little warm water and soap will clean it right up. It also will not soak up any lube, allowing you to use a lot less at each use.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

It has a really simple design. It's so simple that it looks almost like a gag gift. It almost looks like it really cannot accomplish much in the bedroom. One side is about 5" long and at its widest about 1 3/8" thick. The other side is 3 3/4" long, and consists of 2 "beads", the thickest being 1 1/4" thick. The smaller side is good for anal play. All the edges are rounded and smooth. I have not really found a good use for the longer side. It is a little too firm to be used as a traditional dildo. Unless you need a really firm dildo to provide you with stimulation, it might only get used as a anal toy.
    • Discreet look/design


Everyone needs to have at least one glass sex toy. And for its price, this is a good one to start with. Its quality level is high. The size is about right for beginners; it's not too big that you're scared of it, and at the same time it's not too small for the experienced. They still feel it when in use. Like stated above, we use this mainly for anal play; it sees very little pussy. We like something with some flex in that area.

Care and Maintenance

Glass is extremely smooth and nonporous. It's easy to clean with soap and water or sex toy cleaner. Use condoms if sharing. It doesn't get much easier than glass. Just be extra careful when handling it. If it drops, it has a good chance of breaking.
    • Easy to clean


It looks like it comes in a nice box, but it's been so long since I purchased it that I cannot remember if mine came with a bag or in a box.

Personal comments

So far, nothing has come close to a glass or silicone toy. I have not been brave enough to hand over $100 to try a steel toy. I am still happy with my glass ones. I don't think you could go wrong with picking up this crystal dildo. For $45, it will see its fair share of use.
Follow-up commentary
Not much has changed with this toy. It gets used once in a blue moon. It is not our favorite, simply because we had purchased it before she found her love for G-spot dildos. It still looks brand new after all these years. No chips or cracks in the glass.
If your looking for a dildo you can use like anal beads, or for PC exercises; this is a good dildo. If you are looking for something to stimulate your g-spot, or for thrusting; pass on this for another.
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