Dr. Philgood - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by puppylove

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Party like a rock star

Whether you've always dreamed of bedding a rock star, or you'd just like to rock out with a large pierced penis, Dr. Philgood is a dildo made to fulfill your ultimate groupie fantasy. A realistic mold of rock star Phil Varone's huge penis, complete with a Prince Albert piercing, this dong is the first of its kind. Sure to please anyone who loves girthy toys, it even has a suction cup base for hands-free play.
Very realistic looking, suction base, phthalate free, unique piercing for a toy.
Strong odor, piercing can be painful during use, may be too large for some users.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Dr. Philgood is a realistic mold of Phil Varone's penis, complete with his Prince Albert piercing. A drummer for the bands Skid Row and Saigon Kick, Phil Varone has bedded thousands of women while touring, and now has partnered with Cal Exotics to continue to fulfill women's groupie fantasies. His giant cock is ready to please size queens or kings for vaginal or anal penetration. Dr. Philgood is even equipped with a suction cup base for hands-free play.

Material / Texture

Dr. Philgood is made from phthalate-free PVC. The material is very soft and flexible. The dildo did have a very strong rubbery odor when first opening the package. After washing several times and allowing Phil to air out, the odor has remained. There is a slight rubber taste to the dildo as well. Along with being very soft and flexible, the material is also tacky: it will attract lint, dust, and pet hair very well. The Prince Albert Piercing jewelry is made from stainless steel. The ring is very hard and ridged; it is also completely removable.

Being that Dr. Philgood is a realistic dong molded from a real-life person, the texture on Dr. Philgood is very realistic. Phil is covered in veins, skin folds, and wrinkles, just like a real penis would be.

The suction-cup base is made from the same material as the rest of the dildo, yet it is perfectly smooth to assist with its suction abilities.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Dr. Philgood is made from an actual cast of Phil Varone's penis. The toy is extremely realistic looking; it is flesh toned with a faintly pink head - even the veins on the shaft of the penis appear blue in color under the skin.

Phil describes himself as being unusually hung, and boy is he right. This thing is massive. The whole toy is 8.5 inches long with an insertable length of 6 inches. It also weighs in at over a pound.

The head of Dr. Philgood starts off being 1.25 inches in diameter at the tip of the glans, and increases to 1.75 inches in diameter around the corona. There is a Prince Albert piercing that goes through the urethral opening and comes out on the shaft of the penis. Phil Varone's member is quite thick: it starts off 2 inches in diameter right under the head and gradually increases to 2.25 inches in diameter at the base of the shaft. Phil's penis appears to be slightly curved downward and to the left.

Along with being hung like a horse, Phil also has himself a very robust pair of balls. The scrotum on the Dr. Philgood dong is 2.5 inches by 3 inches. The balls, along with the shaft, give the toy a 12 inch circumference towards the base. The scrotum looks very realistic, and Phil's right nut appears to be a tad bit larger than the left.

The suction-cup base at the bottom of the toy is 2.75 inches wide.
    • Realistic


Dr. Philgood is best suited for those who know they like big, realistic-looking toys. Phil's robust size is ready for either vaginal or anal penetration, and he definitely fills you up. As there is no motor or electrical parts, Dr. Philgood is 100% waterproof and can be used wherever your heart desires.

The piercing can catch on delicate skin, as it is not flexible at all it can become painful during use, but the piercing is removable. If you choose to not remove the piercing jewelry for use, make sure to tighten the balls on the ends as they can become loose during use.

The suction cup on the base of the toy adheres well to smooth tile on the shower wall, or to the bottom of the bathtub for hands-free play.

Care and Maintenance

Being that Dr. Philgood is made from phthalate free PVC, he can be washed with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. You can also use your favorite toy cleaner. When cleaning be extra diligent about washing any residue out of the ridges and folds present on Phil's realistic penis mold. Also, the hole left from the piercing can harbor residue down in it. Feeding the jewelry back and forth through the hole during cleaning will help get the residue out. You can also remove the piercing jewelry from the dildo and clean it separately with either soap and water, boiling, soaking in bleach, or running it through the dishwasher. But those methods are only appropriate for the piercing jewelry and not the whole dildo. Dr. Philgood cannot be fully sanitized, so if you plan on sharing with a partner cover Phil with a condom.

When storing Dr. Philgood away between uses, it is best to keep him protected from lint and dust, as Phil is a lint magnet.

Phthalate free PVC is compatible with both water-based and silicone-based lubricants.


Sticking with the whole rock star theme, the box that Dr. Philgood comes packed in is stylized after the cases the roadies pack all the stage gear in for touring. It is black in color with silver trim along all the edges. There is a picture of the cock on both the front and the back; on the front is also a picture of Phil Varone. Inside of the box the dildo sits inside of a plastic bag.
    • Not discreet


Normally I'm not a fan of realistic looking toys, but the piercing on Dr. Philgood had me very intrigued. I am a fan of texture and wondered how the hard steel of the jewelry, combined with the soft flesh like feel of the dildo, would feel during use. Unfortunately I found that the piercing was just too painful to use with the jewelry inserted into the cock. My partner can rest assured that I will not be requesting he make any modifications below the waist.

Dr. Philgood is also very large, larger than any of my other toys, and I was unable to insert it all the way even after lots of warm up. Phil Varone might have pleasured thousands of women, but for me, he's a bit too hung for my taste. The toy is still very nice, so I won't knock off stars for its too-big-for-my-likes-size; if realistic is what you are looking for this toy is right on the money. If you like girthy toys, Phil's perfect for you. Really the only thing I am taking a star away for is the strong odor of the toy.

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  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    I like the pics. It seems like every review I have read mentioned the piercing being uncomfortable or coming loose. Makes me wonder if guy who gets this type of piercing is basically ensuring that every person he sleeps with will experience discomfort.
  • puppylove
    I've never slept with a man in real life who had a piercing like this, but I imagine it would feel different in real flesh, and there are better jewelry options, I could see how it might actually be pleasurable in real life if the man's partner liked the texture it provided. It just didn't work out so well in this toy.
  • gwenevieve
    This is a great review. And as far as IRL piercings like this- they would use better fitting, quality jewelry which MAY cause discomfort to some, but definitely not to many.
  • TheSinDoll
    I dated a guy who had a P.A. I was never crazy about it. This is a really nice review and I love the pictures!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review!
  • *Camoprincess*
    Thanks so much for the review. I want to try this so bad but he looks like he would be TOO big for me. Thanks for the details and pics
  • Falsepast
    Thanks for the pics
  • krystalmarie
    great review
  • Tiffany Rose
    oh i need this !!!
  • unfulfilled
    Excellent job. I'm not a fan of realistic looking toys, but I for sure wouldn't like the jewlery, OUCH!
  • Cinnyree
    I was just discussing this with other contributers tuesday! I figured the piercing would hurt but it is the size of this that really scares me
  • TigerLily9
    thanks bunches for the review!
  • TheirPet
    Thanks for the review! That piercing looks painful.
  • Sima-pusya
    Thanks for the review!
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  • 3d3n1
    Thanks for the review and pics...
  • Arlinnae
    thanks for the info
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
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