Sweet candy cane - dildo by EdenFantasys - review by Snozzberries

Sweeeeet Candy Cane... (dun dun dun)

This toy worked well enough. I preferred it more anally than vaginally because, when I used it vaginally, there were no distinguishing points to use as an insertion reference / stop point. The curved end does make a great handle, and I didn't notice my hands slipping or any discomfort from holding the curve as it fit my hand well. I like this for the novelty factor more than the pleasure factor.
Straightforward (and straight)
Curved end makes a great handle
Not too large
May not please if you enjoy more tactile-centered toys
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Where it began -
I can't begin to knowin'.
But then I know it's Pyrex glass...

It's got a curve,
And a long six inch straight piece...
Who'd have believed it's one inch wide?

Hands, touchin' glass -
Pushin' in -
Pleasin' me,
Pleasin' yooooooou...

Sweet Candy Cane (dun dun dun) -
Play times never seemed so good.
I've been inclined
To believe they never would.
But now I

Look at the night -
And it don't seem so lonely.
We fill it up with candy cane.
And when I cum -
Squirtin' runs down my blanket;
How I can squirt when holdin' you.

Warm, touchin' warm -
Pullin' out -
Pleasin' me,
Pleasin' yooooou...

Sweet Candy Cane (dun dun dun) -
Play times never seemed so good.
I've been inclined
To believe they never would.
Oh, Cane, no -

Sweet Candy Cane (dun dun dun) -
Play times never seemed so good...
Sweet Candy Cane,
I believed they never could...
Sweet Candy Cane...

Now that song is stuck in your head, isn't it? That was my first thought when I saw the name of this toy.

This was really a novelty choice for me; usually I opt for toys with more structure and detail. The Sweet Candy Cane is a simple, straight, Pyrex glass dildo, unlike the rest of my collection of bulged glassware (such as the Icicles # 13). The stripes are merely decoration and have no texture. This does not make it any less interesting, though.

Since it's a straight shot, I didn't have to worry about easing into it much when I tried it anally. It went in smoothly with water-based lube (although you can use any type of lube, this being very safe Pyrex glass) and was easy to grip with the curved part.

Vaginally, I had to be careful because there wasn't a "marker point" where I knew to stop; with the bulged toys, I can go to a certain bulge and know that's where my limit is. I held it a little below the curved end to only allow about four of the six insertable inches into me to avoid any accidental injury. I was able to hit my g-spot without a problem and holding the curved end made it comfortable to use. (Some of my collection has small handle ends and those are - well, small.)

The fact that there's a curve in it does make it safe for both vaginal and anal play and gives it a convenient handle aspect. You can use any lube with it, clean up is really easy. I chose to first wipe mine with soap and water and then, for good measure, put it on the top rack of my dishwasher during a hot cycle (but without dishwashing soap).

I did not try to insert the curved end anywhere. The positioning just didn't work well enough for me and I couldn't quite see a convenient way to insert it.

Another bonus is how much this looks like a decoration rather than a sex toy. I could easily leave this out and only a few astute individuals would guess what it might be. It could easily just be a holiday decoration which means you could take it with you on a trip and not generate too many questions.
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My Sweet candy cane tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Sensory play
    • Teasing
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Sir
    Nice review, OutwardlyShy. I was not too interested in this glass piece, but it certainly is cute for a novelty.
  • married with children
    I agree, its more of a novelty then a sex toy. good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Seharra
    Nice review, have you tried using it at different temperatures?
  • Snozzberries
    I did warm it up against my body some, and I did try it while it was room-temperature cold, but I haven't tried it with any extra heating or cooling besides that.
  • MissCandyland
    Thanks for the review!
  • EskaSarynn
    Creative review. ^.^
  • Intersexy
    Great review! Covers all of my questions!
  • anobscureallure
    Thanks for the review!
  • Rey
    now that was an inventive review! thx
  • oldman
    I loved this review...and Neil Diamond!!! Good job.
  • Snozzberries
    Every time I get a comment on this, the song gets stuck in my head. (you're welcome )
  • panthercat23
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • britanny0620
    LOVE your 'rewrite' of that song! This is TOO funny!
  • Cat E.
  • amenti

    Thank you for your helpful review! I was wondering about leaving it out next to other Christmas stuff and if anyone would know what it really is lol. Loved the song btw lol!

  • Living Doll
    Thanks for the great review!
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