Colt Adam Dexter dong - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by LesbianLove

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Talk about a "Hard" on.

To each their own, I'm sure some people would've been like this thing is amazing! But I was kind of like, anh...booooo.. Next please!! Next! I was somewhat disappointed in how firm it is and that it wasn't the two tones that you see in pictures. But the details were captured very well and it still has potential to be the perfect stepping stone for the size curious folks out there.
Texture, size.
Solid brown color, too firm.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Yeah, so obviously this is a dildo. It's redundant. I don't even think I'm going to subject my girlfriend to this thing at all, actually. Compared to the other two Colt Cocks I have, this thing is Really very hard and long so I don't want to spear this thing up into her stomach. Might put a damper on things. I'd say people who are into pushing their boundaries with adding a little more girth and length to their anal experiences would be the best people to make use of this dildo. It's very firm so it should hold up just fine for anal use, but I'd say this is a little too firm and rigid for vaginal use. Spare your cervix and just go for the backdoor. If you don't have a harness or aren't into using harnesses, then use it's handy-dandy suction cup and stick it to a bathtub or shower wall. Basically whatever smooth surface your little heart desires.

Material / Texture

I think this is made of the better-than-real material as well, but they just haven't perfected the material in this color because it's so much more firm than the other "non-mulatto" Colt Cocks. The smell is that of a fruity/chemical scent, it's strong but it's not as unpleasant as some of the other scents I've come across. This texture probably shouldn't be tried by beginners, it's pretty firm, it's flexible but not realistically flexible.

Design / Shape / Size

The design is a wonderful concept, it's not too thick and not too thin. It has a nice noticeable curve to it. Let's talk about some measurements here.

Rim of the head: 2 1/8 inches.
Center of the shaft: 2in.
Base of the shaft: 2 1/8 inches.
Insertable length, (top of testes to the very tippy top of the head):
8 6/8ths inches.

So with all that said, this toy has plenty of length and Decent girth. This is the perfect toy for size curious couples or people. It's not big enough to send anyone to the hospital or anything of that nature so, if you're looking to step it up gently in size, give this guy a go.

The folks over at Colt did a wonderful job capturing all of Mr Adam Dexter's veins and the head on this thing is so detailed it's crazy. It feels almost real if you warm it up and don't give it a squeeze. Those veins are intense, I'm sure their texture will give some added pleasure. Definitely. Now in the picture, it shows a delightful two tones. Just like with any mulatto freakin' sex toy, it's one solid brown color. At least they have a realistic brown tone for this guy, the Emperor is some weird brown/purple color. But no, the head of the cock is the same brown color as the shaft, not that light tan color they have pictured.


The suction cup works very well, you can also use it in a nice sturdy "O" ring universal harness. It's a heavy cock, so make sure you get a decent and durable harness to use with it. The best thing about this toy would have to be the design and the detail. I wish my girlfriend would open her mind to trying it, but I definitely understand why she doesn't want to. It's pretty darn firm and stiff. She's right, it probably will hurt her so it's left the box but hasn't been used. I think we're going to just use it for drag king shows or something of that nature.

Care and Maintenance

It's rubber or Better-than-Real, so it's porous. Be sure and use a regular sized condom with this toy. And as an added safety feature, toss a little silicone or water based lubes into the mix. Be gentle with your partners if he or she hasn't had anything larger in size before. Use caution especially with vaginal use, we don't want to bruise up your partner's cervix. That's never a pleasant next day situation. It comes with a little "velvet" storage bag, but I wouldn't use it because the black ink stains the toys do just wrap it up in a t-shirt or something and toss it in a plastic bag then stow it away after you wash it with a mild anti-bacterial soap. Don't forget to pat it dry.


The packaging was nice, had the Colt box with Mr. Dexter on there and faux-pictures of the cock showing the two tones when it's that one solid brown color. Tsk tsk! The dildo itself was tucked inside and stowed away in plastic bags and stuff, pretty well protected I'd say. Yes, you could wrap up the box and use it as a gift even.
Follow-up commentary
Yep, it's still in the trash somewhere. I can't believe I wasted my money on this thing, but that's okay. At least this toy now has the proper review that it deserves. Colt could've done better with the making of this toy.
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  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Great review! Big smile
  • ......
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Sammi
    Thanks for the review Smile
  • BadgersRose
    Excellent review.
  • anonomous
    Great review, Thank you!
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • systematicweasel
    Great review, thank you ^^
  • cherryredhead88
    So the diameter is around 2" then? The product page says 1 7/8"! Aargh @ miscommunications! Thanks for the review, I trust it because you were dead on with the Edu Boxer cock review and I loved that toy!
  • Snozzberries
    I like a little color variation with my toys too. It's kind of a bummer when I buy something thinking it'll look like one thing and ends up just looking like a cheap stick of rubber.
    Thanks for another great review!
  • Falsepast
    Almost ordered this until i saw the review
  • kawigrl
    nice review
  • SadoMas
    ty ty!
  • 123joy
    nice review boo i wanted this thanks for the review
  • spiced
    Thanks for the helpful review!
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