Basix dong - realistic dildo by Pipedream - review by Arren

Basix dong

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The smell won't go away.

Buy this only if you're interested in doing role play that involves a foul smelling ghost who has a constant half-mast erection that has a filmy ectoplasmic discharge.
smelly, sticky, slimy, tastes awful, transfers smell to everything.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
So after having this and trying all sorts of different things to get rid of the stench, I finally read some other reviews of toys made of a similar material and this seems to be a running issue.

The shape and size are fine. The coloring is pretty realistic but the texture left from the molding is grossly inadequate and quite frankly, a turn off. It's slimy to the touch and leaves a filmy residue on your hands. Also, it's not really hard enough to use. It feels like a partial erection that still needs some coercing. It works well for hard packing for anyone out there who might be interested. Though, it does transfer its smell to everything it comes in contact with (straps, pants, hands, bed sheets, other toys, vagina, lips et al).

To be quite honest though, we haven't used it much since the smell sticks to everything. A lot of the play in this house involves at least some detachable cock sucking, which the smell and taste don't really comfortably allow for. I plan on getting rid of it, which makes me sad since it was supposed to be a replacement for my last cock (which was amazing). I thought for a while that all of these cons may just be in my head since I was sizing it up against the one that it was replacing, but the longer I keep it around the more I realize that I am completely justified in hating it.

It's easy to care for though, just use soap and warm water and/or toy cleaning wipes. It's rubber so you can't sterilize it and it's a total fuzz magnet. If you do share the toy, be sure to use condoms. I would keep it in a gallon zip-lock bag or something to keep the smell to itself if you end up keeping it at all.

Also, as I noted above, we’ve tried many things to get the smell at least dampened a little bit. The only thing we've found that helps in the slightest is covering it in a mixture of cheap coffee and some Arm and Hammer for a few days to a week. This only worked for a couple of days though and then the stench and the taste returned.
Follow-up commentary
I got rid of it. It still smelled funny and the filmy discharge just got worse and worse. It's a shame really. It could have been great if not for the stench, taste, discharge and let's not forget the awful texture. Seriously the thing looked like it had been chewed on my a hell hound or something.

I'm now in the market for a good replacement and am open to suggestions.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Couples
    • Strap-on sex
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Genitals
    • Oral
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