Uniporn Horn of Justice!

It was easy to find a bunch of ways to use this long simple dildo, especially since it arrived in my mail box just prior to Halloween. The first night, it was the perfect unicorn horn. The next, it became the broken-antenna for my ladybug costume (pictures here!). All was well until we tried to make the puppy over into a rhinoceros!

On the non-costumed side, this toy has just as many uses when it comes to pleasure and sex. A very flexible silicone dildo that is mostly straight with a simple ball-shape on the end, the Reach is fun for thrusting, and is perfect for G-spot stimulation. Because of its pretty, clean shape, and small size, it works for showers, tubs, travel and beds.

This baby is smooth like butter. I'm serious. I love the feel of this toy -- could run my hands over it just for pleasure. It's kind of like one of those squeezy stress balls, only with a different shape. Squishy, but firm, and you can practically bend the thing in half if it's your desire. Add a little lube to it, and you've created a super-slippery toy that moves with a lot of speed and slickness. Don't get too much lube, though, because there isn't much in a way of a handle, and before you know it, you'll be fumbling around under the bed trying to capture the toy like someone playing water-ball with a greased watermelon (neither of those anecdotes from personal experience, of course. ahem).

Simple. Very very simple. The end is barely an end (can't be used in a harness, and there's not really much to hold onto if you're thrusting), the middle is long and smooth, about six inches of length, and the end has a little ball on it.

Not much to look at -- although it's a very pretty, shiny toy -- however, it certainly feels nice, especially if you have a sensitive g-spot. If you prefer a harder material or a more prominent curve, then you probably won't find this toy does much in the way of stimulation.

This is such a clean, simple toy that its performance rating truly lies in the hand of the user. It's super flexible, so there are lots of ways to angle it, thrust it and generally aim it at the right spots. That being said, the flexibility makes it harder to do yourself; a partner is a good option for this toy. It would also be better, in my opinion, if there was just a bit more of a handle, something that was more grippable and maybe a little larger than the rest of the toy.

Boil this baby, or throw it in the dishwasher. Store it in the shower, in the drawer, in your suitcase -- it goes anywhere you go and won't get scratched, broken or dinged. Pen and sharp implements are dangerous, though, so be careful around sharp edges and things that can mark up your toy.

The Reach is made of silicone, so it works well with water-based lubes. Silicone lube shouldn't be used, however, as it can melt your toy.