Veined slim - dildo discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Kinky Kitty

When I pulled this out of the package, the first thing I noticed was that it was not discrete in any way. It came in a discrete box from Eden Fantasy’s with a label from a generic company but when I pulled it out, it screamed out “look at me! I’m a long skinny dick”. “And I’m shiny and red!” Okay, you get it.

If you have been following my reviews, or blogs, you know that my boyfriend likes toys to. He is a little new at it so I had a few things in mind before shopping for this one. He had been playing with probes, but had not yet made the next step. I wanted to find something slim but realistic (since anal probes really don’t have that feel).

This was exactly what I wanted!

Among my first thoughts after taking it out of the packaging was “wow, I wonder how far down my throat this will go”. So, obviously, my first trick was that. Lube was not necessary as my mouth was already pretty moist. I gave the shaft a little more saliva and slid it surprisingly far down my throat. I have to admit, it wasn’t all that pleasurable knowing it was a toy and not the real thing.

We played with it together (on both of us). It wasn’t very exciting for me because I prefer girth to length. My boyfriend, however, enjoyed it. It is slim enough to slide in without any discomfort or pain, and the veins make it feel very realistic. It is also jelly so it’s firm enough to insert but not so hard that it hurts when thrusting. The extra length on the end makes for a good grip.

I have not tried teaching him the deep throat technique, but hopefully by my follow-up review I’ll have more information to give you.

The clean up was very easy. You cannot boil to sanitize this (since it’s jelly), but warm water and antibacterial soap work just fine. Although it has a lot of detail, there really aren’t that many paces for yuckies to hide.

Overall we have had fun with this dildo so far, and intend to get allot more use out of it. I think it would be perfect for a beginner of any gender or anyone who likes it long and skinny.

I think I've had this for more than six months now. We still love the shape and size for certain activities, and It's still quite fun to use; but has a few problems.

It smells really weird. I have also noticed that after washing, if it is not completely dried off immediately it leaves a red stain on everything. When in use, IT MUST BE COVERED WITH A CONDOM, or it turns everything red. When we remove the condom, even it's red. It's awesome if you like red :)

Conclusion: store in separate plastic bag after cleaning and drying completely, use condom, still worth the money.