Emerald screw vib dong - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Dominekoyasha

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A jewel that burns?

It is and it isn't as worth it. It's a bit 50/50 when it comes to this product. It's beautiful and works good, but the material is poorly made since it burns and has a funky smell and taste. It's a huge toss up whether you want to buy it or not, it's all up to the buyer.
Lovely looking, great vibrations
The material burns and tastes/smells bad, hard to clean
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
When I had read the reviews on this product, I thought to myself "I think this would be a good pick as an assignment". I had read both the good and the bad reviews and I believe I'm in the "This isn't that good" product side. As soon as I got it, I opened it and tried it out. It was pretty, however the material tasted horrible because I was going to lube it with my tongue to try it in my pussy. It smelled kind of weird and when I tried it without a condom, the material burned my vagina up. It hurt for a good 30 minutes. Even using a Cum-Kleen wipe didn't soothe it down as much, it only relieved it somewhat. But I tried again with a condom on it so it wouldn't burn. When I did this, the spiral design on it really knew how to hit my spots. It felt good when I put it on the floor and rode on top because it struck my G-spot every time. The best part of the product is the bullet that was put inside to make it vibrate.

If I could take the bullet out and use the jelly dong as an actual dildo, while using a condom on it to prevent diseases and to prevent my downstairs from burning because of the material, it would be a better product. Because I would use the bullet inside my vagina while I used the condom-covered jelly dong as an anal dildo. I'm sorry, but the material needs work. It smells, burns and tastes horrible, but it is still a good product to try out for beginners. As long as they use a good brand of condom and be sure to clean it afterward, because I also have to admit that it was hard to clean because of the hole the bullet was in and the jelly picked up too many fibers on the floor and the bed. Other than that, if I were to rate this product on artistic quality (because it is very pretty), I would rate it a 4, performanace a 3, and material a 2.

But after everything I said, this is still good to use if you are a beginner. Just be sure to take all precautionary methods to make sure you don't hurt yourself. It's best to be safe, not stupid.
Follow-up commentary
I tried using this product again, and there was a few things still wrong with it. Even with a condom, it still felt kind of iffy. It didn't feel the way it did last time, and looking at it closer, the head looked kind of squarish. Yeah, it was misshapen. Some time after I used it, I took some scissors and cut the base off. Now I just use the bullet that came in it to make up for the poor quality of the product. I gained a bullet and lost one of the worst dongs I ever tried. Maybe next time, I'll do a little more research before trying something out. I also saw it's discontinued, for which I'm glad. Poor material, horrible taste and smell... It needs a lot of work.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Emerald screw vib dong tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
    • Mutual stimulation
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  • FemmeFlo
    Thanks for the review.
  • Rossie
    Thank you for sharing. Even beginners should be warned not to buy a product made with Jelly.
  • Jimbo Jones
    You don't need to apologize for the material. Sounds like you should avoid jelly toys. Maybe we all should. I would be careful using this anally because the base flange isn't that much larger than the shaft and the material is pretty flexible. Thanks for the review.
  • ksparkles16
  • Mwar
    The burning would scare me silly! Thanks for the review!
  • ScottA
    Don't apologize for pointing out flaws in a toy (that's why you're reviewing it!), and don't say "but it's good for beginners" unless you have a really good reason. If it's not good for you then don't recommend it to someone who has less experience! It sounds like this isn't "good for beginners" as much as "OK for a novelty gift that the getter will probably toss". A beginner would spend almost as much on this as they would on a good silicone toy.
  • CindyH
    great review
  • Dangerous Lilly
    Jelly toys should only ever be used if they are covered with a condom, and even then you still risk burning and health risks. "Beginners" should be steered towards less expensive products until they figure out what they like, yes, but it's not wise to steer them to toys that are harmful. If you'd like to read about the dangers of jelly sex toys I wrote an article awhile ago that not only explains the dangers, but contains testimony from other jelly users who have told about what's happened to them. Also, "My sex toy stinks" is another good one.
    My hope is that one day more reviewers here are aware of the dangers of jelly sex toys and speak up against them....just a small effort that may lead to fewer people purchasing them.
  • Dangerous Lilly
    One other tip: Only toys with a flared base (like those that are suitable for harnesses) or dildos with balls should be recommended for anal use. Without a stopping point, it could get sucked up all the way inside the rectum.
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