Emerald screw vib dong - traditional vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Mx.Nekora

When I had read the reviews on this product, I thought to myself "I think this would be a good pick as an assignment". I had read both the good and the bad reviews and I believe I'm in the "This isn't that good" product side. As soon as I got it, I opened it and tried it out. It was pretty, however the material tasted horrible because I was going to lube it with my tongue to try it in my pussy. It smelled kind of weird and when I tried it without a condom, the material burned my vagina up. It hurt for a good 30 minutes. Even using a Cum-Kleen wipe didn't soothe it down as much, it only relieved it somewhat. But I tried again with a condom on it so it wouldn't burn. When I did this, the spiral design on it really knew how to hit my spots. It felt good when I put it on the floor and rode on top because it struck my G-spot every time. The best part of the product is the bullet that was put inside to make it vibrate.

If I could take the bullet out and use the jelly dong as an actual dildo, while using a condom on it to prevent diseases and to prevent my downstairs from burning because of the material, it would be a better product. Because I would use the bullet inside my vagina while I used the condom-covered jelly dong as an anal dildo. I'm sorry, but the material needs work. It smells, burns and tastes horrible, but it is still a good product to try out for beginners. As long as they use a good brand of condom and be sure to clean it afterward, because I also have to admit that it was hard to clean because of the hole the bullet was in and the jelly picked up too many fibers on the floor and the bed. Other than that, if I were to rate this product on artistic quality (because it is very pretty), I would rate it a 4, performanace a 3, and material a 2.

But after everything I said, this is still good to use if you are a beginner. Just be sure to take all precautionary methods to make sure you don't hurt yourself. It's best to be safe, not stupid.

I tried using this product again, and there was a few things still wrong with it. Even with a condom, it still felt kind of iffy. It didn't feel the way it did last time, and looking at it closer, the head looked kind of squarish. Yeah, it was misshapen. Some time after I used it, I took some scissors and cut the base off. Now I just use the bullet that came in it to make up for the poor quality of the product. I gained a bullet and lost one of the worst dongs I ever tried. Maybe next time, I'll do a little more research before trying something out. I also saw it's discontinued, for which I'm glad. Poor material, horrible taste and smell... It needs a lot of work.