I'm not going to lie, I was a bit apprehensive about getting the Blowfish love balls, as it violated my first two rules about what I like in a sex toy. Firstly, it was pink, which is a bit of a turnoff for me, and secondly, it had a face. Well, in fact, it had TWO faces, one per ball. Cute? Yes, but not exactly what I was looking to put in my pussy. Additionally, Blowfish? I mean, these things are poisonous and pokey? not my idea of a great sex toy for women.

When my package came in the mail, I stared at it for a bit, took a deep breath, and opened it. I was ready to take on these fish, come hell or high water.

The package was intriguing, mostly because it was titled in German (which I speak), and translated into many languages. This was actually a plus in my book, as I like sex toys that make me feel all special and international, etc. Having opened their package, I handled the fish for a bit. They were a little firmer than I had expected; I guess I thought they would be a lot squishier.

As apprehensive as I was about trying them out at first, so too was my vagina. It was not impressed with these spiky blowfish balls, so much in fact that it tightened up to the point where they wouldn't go in. However, later on, with more foreplay and working my way up to them, I got them in. They were a little too spiky for my liking, but it was certainly an interesting feeling. I liked the kind of heaviness (they're not really heavy, but they feel that way) that they provided, and the way they rubbed against another. I was, on the other hand, not a huge fan of the spikes. They were, for lack of a better description, too spiky.

Using these vaginal exercisers was really intense and super cool. I could feel my muscles closing in around them, and it definitely provided a unique sensation that I haven't experienced before.

While very different, and completely fun (albeit it pink and with a face), there is no way these babies could get me off? I like some good vibrations, and I like some of those to be on my clit, thank you very much. But, as a new toy, something fun to try, or for help with doing Kegels, this is a great toy to pick up. And the package? Well worth it as well. I wouldn't suggest getting this as your mainstay to get off with; it's definitely worth trying out for kicks, or a new experience. I guarantee you, it'll be a hit for a birthday, anniversary, or just because present (although not for bat mitzvahs!). I have to say in the end, the faces were not quite as off-putting as I had originally expected... probably because they were inside me, and I didn't have to see them.

To be honest, I'm really unimpressed with these now that I have tried a variety of other vaginal exercisors. I really wouldn't recommend them at all. They're not the most high quality material, they are pink, and they have faces on them. And they're pokey!

Rather, I suggest Smart Balls|Smart balls review if you want something similar, and the Energie if you're looking for a more barbell type of toy.

I think I must have tossed my set of these... I don't even have them anymore. Totally not worth it.