Midnight cliterrific - traditional vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Kinky Kitty

Upon receiving the Midnight Vibes Cliterific Jelly Vibrator, I first noticed the woman on the front. While she is not completely naked in any way, she is wearing that ditsy “fuck me face”. It’s quite obvious that this is a sex toy as it comes in the standard clear clam shell type packaging and has the word “VIBE” twice on the front cover alone.

When I opened it for the first time I could immediately smell the strong rubbery scent. I’m not sure if it had some sort of mask smell or not. When I pulled it out of its clam shell I could feel the oil that had been secreting out of the rubber. It was almost as if it had been pre-lubed for me. I washed twice with hot water and antibacterial soap before use. It’s still just a little oily to the touch after a few days of non-use; so like any other toy, I wash before use. (I’ll keep my eye on this detail and let you know in the follow-up review if it ever goes away).

Now it was time to take him for a ride. I lubed him up, using water based lube that seamed to roll right off. You need to use a “rubber compatible lube” with this product. So I added a condom, some lube to myself, and inserted. It was very pleasing to find that it really did feel like a real man. With a 4 ½ inch circumference this toy is not overly huge but not tiny either. The shaft has a slight bend in it that when vaginally inserted rubs against my g-spot nicely. It also features some “clitoral nubs” that don’t actually reach my clit while in use. I did find that using the tip on my clitoris worked just as well.

The back of the packages also states that it is curved for clitoral and anal stimulation. I have tried it all and have not yet been able to climax anally but will keep trying.

It offers a multi-speed vibrator controlled by a dial at the base of the toy. It doesn’t actually click and have a soft, mid and strong setting. Instead you just twist until you are happy with the amount of stimulation. DO NOT wet or splash this component… it’s not waterproof. Hold face down (or head down) when washing. Jelly material cannot be sterilized by boiling, so use warm water with toy cleaner or a soft antibacterial soap.

This Vibrator requires two AA batteries that as usual, are not included. Insertion of batteries is extremely simple.

Something of note on the back of the package was the very tiny symbol of a trashcan with a line drawn through it. I was unable to find this on any other package, but I did a little research on the proper disposal. While I didn’t find anything specific to the United States, I did find a little information from treehugger.com. [https://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/08/good_vibes_gone_bad_sex_toy_recycling.php]

"Ruth Wilkinson from LoveHoney.co.uk explains the recycling process: We take the used vibrators to a Designated Collection Facility (DCF). There the vibrators will be stripped of components that can be reused - these would most likely be resold. Printed circuit boards, which many vibrators feature, contain hazardous metals such as lead, chromium, cadmium and mercury. It is the DCF's responsibility to ensure that these are disposed of to the legal environmental standards. Specialist recyclers will normally recover these materials. If any vibrators are returned in boxes, the cardboard will be sent to a specialist cardboard recycler for processing."

The oils that I mentioned in my previous review have completely vanished, and smell has softened immensely. I have had (and used) this toy for several months now, and have only had to change the batteries one time. My boyfriend uses it too, and it's often the first vibrating dildo he goes for. It's super easy to slide a condom onto, and the size is still good even though he has gained quite allot of experience.