It might satisfy her, but it didn't satisfy me!

Satisfy Her, its a good name. It makes you want to try it. The name and the cool, unique shape made me buy this toy. After I got it and tried it out, I wasn't too pleased. I think that $16.99 is pretty cheap for a toy, but I would take that $16.99 and spend it on something else.
Published:
Pros
AAA batteries, Easy to use, Multiple settings, Low Price
Cons
Loud, May be big for beginners, Button location, Not flexible
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

Satisfy Her is a vibrator with multiple vibrating and pulsating settings. Almost everyone should be able to find a setting that they like. It is made for insertion vaginally, but could also be used for broad clitoral stimulation. I don't think this could be used for anal use because of the size. Which some people may be able to use it, but I wouldn't dare try it that way. This toy could be used by beginners or more advanced users. I would recommend using this toy alone or where you don't care about people hearing you. It is too loud and shouldn't be used in places where you have a roommate.
    • Solo

Material / Texture

Satisfy Her is made of smooth and nonporous plastic. It is all completely solid, there are no areas that have any bend to it. The smooth material makes it easier to move across the body, but I would still recommend using some lube with it. I have water based lube and it works very well for me. This material does not collect any lint on it. It does match the color in the picture pretty well. I have the pink one. It is pink plastic, and it does not have a coat of paint on top to chip off. I would recommend this material to anyone. Plastic is a material that does not irritate the skin.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

When I first saw the design I thought it was neat, which is really why I bought it. The design starts out with a large rounded end and then narrows down to where you really don't have to even hold the toy. With the way it is made, it isn't going to slide out or in without you pushing or pulling it. It is very smooth and easy to move in the body, but the way it is designed it isn't good to use for thrusting in and out since the size difference is so much. The size is a little bit big for beginners. There is no way to start with the small tip and work your way to the larger part. It automatically starts with a large, rounded end. Also, it is not flexible at all and you can't really try to angle it differently when inside you to touch other spots.

I also hate the placement of the button. When the Satisfy Her is inside me, the button is almost in there too. I don't want to have to put my fingers in me to change the setting.

Design / Shape / Size:
Length: 7 1/2"
Insertable length: 4 1/2"
Circumference: 4 1/2"
Diameter: 1 3/8"
Weight: 0.2 lb

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy has several functions. There are altogether five different vibrations and pulsations. It has one single button that switches the settings. When you push the easily pushable button the first time it turns it on with the lighter vibration. With the second push it stays on vibration, but is more intense. The third setting is still on the more intense vibrations, but it also pulsates with two short pulsations and then one long pulsation. The fourth one is just a sequence of short pulsations. The last setting is one low pulsation and then one high pulsation.

These settings can be loud. I turned it on and left it on my bed while I walked across to the other side of my room and I could hear it, but I don't think that it could have been heard through the door as long as there was some background noise in the room.

The controls are easy to use, but I think that it would be better if you could pick the setting before turning it on so that you don't have to run through all of the other settings first to get to your favorite. The button is located about two inches down from the top of the toy, which I think is a little bit low. The location of the button is in a bad place because when you have the toy inside of you, the button is almost inside of you as well.

Also, since you have to run through all the different settings to get to the one you want, you can not quickly turn off the toy. If someone walks in the room they are going to hear it before you can cycle through and get to the off setting.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This toy is easy to care for because of the material is non porous and for the lack of grooves to clean between. It can easily be cleaned with soap and water, or even the Eden toy wipes. I store it in my toy box along with all of my other toys. You don't have to worry about this one attracting any lint or fuzz, and since it is not glass you don't have to worry about chips.

Packaging

The Satisfy Her comes in a hard piece of plastic that is contoured to the shape of the toy. This is not a good package for storage or use as a gift box. It did not have any pictures on the package, but they aren't needed since it is in clear plastic. It did come with instructions for putting in the batteries. It doesn't need instructions for much else. It's obvious that you push the button and it all happens. I wouldn't use the packaging as a gift box. I threw away my packaging since I wasn't going to store it in there.
    • Not discreet

Experience

When I tried this out I used it with a water based lube and it was easy to insert. Since it isn't flexible or really moveable it seemed like it was just sticking inside me and not really touching anything to stimulate me. I quickly switched to another toy of mine which I knew I liked a lot better.

It was way too loud and I was worried that someone would hear me. It would be fine for me to use as clit stimulation if iI were to use it again, but as for vaginal stimulation it doesn't do anything for me. I am still not trying this one for anal.
Follow-up commentary
I think I've tried this a couple more times, but I really don't like it. It's too loud for me to enjoy without thinking someone is going to hear it. I don't like the size or shape of the Satisfy Her when it is in me. I'm honestly thinking of throwing it out. It is just taking up space in my toy box where I could put a toy that I like.
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  • Contributor: Chelle Love
    Great review... Thanx...
  • Contributor: wetone123
    Thanks for the honest review. Some toys just do not make the cut no matter how pretty they are. Nice job for your second review! Welcome to Eden
  • Contributor: Lavendar
    thanks
  • Contributor: SMichelle
    Thank you for the detailed review.
  • Contributor: Sangsara
    Great review especially for your second one. Ryuson is awesome eh? Too big for me
  • Contributor: Beneath The Bed
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: Undead
    Good review
  • Contributor: K101
    Fab review! Thanks for sharing. This is a really weirdly shaped toy. I thought the color looked purple, not pink. I kind of liked the purple Lol. I do wish this would've been more enjoyable for you. I'll definitely pass, thanks for the warning.
  • Contributor: Mamastoys
    Love the color but sorry to hear it wasn't working for you!! Thanks for sharing and your honest opinion!!
  • Contributor: js250
    Super review!! Thank you so much.
  • Contributor: travelnurse
    Thanks for the review!!
  • Contributor: marshmallow
    thanks!
  • Contributor: SassySam
    ty
  • Contributor: gorgeous
    Finally threw this in the garbage a few weeks ago. I really hated it.
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