Not Bad, Not Great... Just "Meh"

I can't say this vibrator rocked my world, but it was fine. The next time I'm looking to simulate the kind of orgasm that comes from shallow thrusting, this is what I'll be sure to pick up. For everything else, there are other much more versatile toys out there.
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Pros
sharp angles of the ridges make for effective and realistic friction during vaginal penetration
Cons
flexibility makes it useless for anything other than shallow penetration and some anal stimulation
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
I used to consider the Lucid Dreams #28 the unloved stepchild of my toy collection. After a few futile attempts to make it work for me, I ended up throwing it in my drawer and letting it languish, ignored for years. Recently I started getting bored with my routine and I decided to give the Lucid Dream #28|Lucid dream™ no. 28 another try. While it will probably never be a favorite, I do have to say absence does indeed make the heart grow (a little) bit fonder.

I started out using the round head against my clit. Like other toys I've tried in the Lucid Dreams line, the #28 has a strong vibrator. It wasn't enough to bring me to orgasm, but it was enough to make me want more. I became wetter and wetter and began pushing the head harder against my clit.

It bent like a wet noodle.

The moment I began applying even the slightest pressure, the Lucid Dream #28 slipped. I tried with my other hand from another angle. Again, I found I could rest the head against my clit, but every time I tried to apply the slightest bit of pressure, the flexible shaft moved the head. One word - frustrating!!

This used to be as far as playtime went. I would become infuriated by not being able to make it stay in place, start swearing, throw the toy at the wall, and reach for something else to finish the job with.

This time I decided to try working with the flexibility. I attempted using the Lucid Dreams #28 like I use most vibrators - inserting it fully and then pressing it up against my g-spot. Because of the shaft's flexibility, though, that was a complete non-starter. Inserting it was fine. I like the size, but it may be on the big side for some. When I pushed it up against my g-spot, the shaft bent and propelled the whole vibrator deeper inside me.

That's when I had my "eureka" moment. I was doing it wrong. The ribbed design was all about shallow, quick, thrusting penetration and not deep, firm, g-spot stimulation. Once I figured that out, things got a lot more fun and the flexible shaft made a lot more sense.

I lay back, closed my eyes, and imagined I was getting f***ed hard... really hard. I cranked up the vibrator to the maximum speed and drove it into me as quickly as I could, not going deeper than the end of the second circle of ribbing. After a few minutes, it gave me a great orgasm.

For those who might be curious - the head also does double duty as an anal stimulator. I didn't insert it beyond the head, so I can't speak about the ribbing (not my thing - sorry), but I can say that the vibrations are nice and the head is certainly not too big for anal penetration|Sex Toys for Prostate & G-spot.
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  • Contributor: Dame Demi
    I love your summary!  The "it was fine" comment really sums up my feelings about the Lucid Dreams line of products in general.  They get the job done, but...eh.
  • Contributor: Cock Wrangler
    Nice review. Be sure to cover with a condom for any sort of anal play, though, (or when sharing, etc. etc.) since it's jelly!
  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    Versatility is such a key to many products including most sex toys. Sorry to hear that it was too limp, that usually makes things difficult. Thanks for the honest review on this one.
  • Contributor: Nashville
    Use a condom with jelly toys regardless of sharing them or not. Jelly is just a very disgusting material overall, at least in my opinion, and it's better to be safe than sorry.
  • Contributor: LavenderSkies
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: darkkitty
    thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: Britt&Daniel
    thanks
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for that honest review of this product.
  • Contributor: terry62
    Great review
  • Contributor: sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: Dawnwill
    Thanks
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