Oui the Waste of Time

This vibrator is an inexpensive, discreet, travel-friendly clitoral vibrator. However, it lacks the versatility and power offered by higher-quality vibes.

It is primarily used for clitoral stimulation, though could be used for nipple, body massage, or other external erogenous zones. Due to the design, this toy would not be great at all for internal stimulation, and should never be used for anal stimulation (unless external).

This vibe is made entirely of hard plastic -- rating an 8 on the Eden Safety scale. Plastic is a pretty safe material that is food-grade, hypoallergenic, latex free, and phthalate free. It is non-porous and easy to clean, so I always feel safe using it. This plastic is also smooth with no odor or taste, so it is pleasurable to the senses.

On the other hand, plastic is a very hard, firm material with zero flexibility. This particular toy is completely smooth, with no ridges or bumps, providing no additional texture with little variation in sensation throughout. Also, there is no centralized area where the vibration is stronger than another area. This combination can be dull and boring, as even moving the toy around adds little sensation. Without any texture or unique upraised areas on the design, it lacks the pleasure, versatility, and intensity of other clitoral vibes.

This vibe is an incredibly small and discrete clitoral vibrator, with a unique and sleek design. Without holding it in your own hands, it’s difficult to see how truly small and lightweight it is. It’s even smaller than a credit card!

It measures in at a mere 3 inches across, and 2 inches in height, and only half an inch in width at its thickest point, and just 2mm in width along the edges.

This size, shape, and design is perfect for storage and travel, and is not very intimidating for beginners. To me, this design is pretty unexciting, and the weak and buzzy vibrations seems to get lost in this widespread plastic design.

This little vibe is very easy to use. It has a a single, squishy push button at the top, which clicks “on” and “off” to a single speed. This is conveniently located, and slightly recessed enough that it won’t be accidentally hit during play.

The single vibration is an extremely buzzy and high-pitched vibe that is relatively weak in power and sensation. I can imagine that the motor itself has a moderate vibration, but once it is dispersed across the plastic, it becomes very low, with no centralized area of strong vibration. Whether you use the center, sides, top, or bottom of the toy, the vibration remains the same. It certainly feels like a cheap vibration. If you're looking for a vibe with moderate to power-packed sensation, look elsewhere. Even as a teaser vibe, this doesn’t quite do the trick.

Although this vibe is small and designed to be discreet, it is not at all discreet in sound. Surprisingly, you can definitely hear this toy through a closed door, with a high-pitched buzz that resembles the sound of an electric razor, and rattles the battery compartment. If you have roommates, live with family, or are anywhere semi-public, this toy would not be discreet at all.

The back holds the battery compartment, which takes one AAA battery. It is conveniently located, easy to use, and the toy comes with easy to read instructions for battery insertion.

Since this toy is plastic and smooth with few grooves, cleaning is fairly easy. You can use a toy cleaner or wipes. However, since this toy is not waterproof, you cannot wash it with or submerge it in water for cleaning. Don't boil this toy or put it in the dishwasher, because it can ruin the battery mechanism.

Since it is made of plastic, it can be used with any type of lube, and only takes a little bit to get really slippery.

I am absolutely shocked that the online description of this item (and the video) state and show that it comes in “stunning packaging”, with a cute pouch and box. Mine certainly did not come in the packaging described, and was embarrassingly plain - in a plain plastic bag sealed with a staple, and a small piece of paper with the directions inside. No cute box, no cute pouch... literally nothing. Since this toy was a throw-away for me, I at least could have used the pouch for something else!

If you do decide to keep this toy, it would be very easy to store. Throw it in your purse, night stand, toy box... wherever. It is so small, lightweight, and discreet that it could go anywhere without any fuss at all. Remember to the remove batteries while storing.

This toy is definitely not my favorite, and in my opinion, not a good buy. Although it is very inexpensive, there are other small, inexpensive clitoral vibrators that are much more pleasurable. Even if you are a beginner or on a budget, I would still recommend another toy.

I tried this toy multiple times, using various areas of the toy to try to get a new sensation, but it just falls flat time and time again. This vibe offered me absolutely nothing in terms of sensation and enjoyment -- even as a teaser vibe. In fact, when I attempted to use it, I was actually turned off and uncomfortable from the overly buzzy, yet still weak, vibrations.