Pink pleasure balls - exerciser for vaginal muscles by Cal Exotics - review by Astraea

When I first received this product, I was surprised at how much they weigh. The size is a little larger than I was expecting, also. I wanted to review this product because I read a few different stories that involve a woman wearing balls similar to these as they go about their day at work or wherever. This is how I tried to test them. As a college student, I planned to wear the balls during the two hours of my work-study job, which entails basically just standing around a tiny campus mail room.

The idea seemed like it would be fun. In actuality, it really wasn’t. I had a lot of problems with these. There are small holes in the pink plastic (from the cord) where fluid can definitely get in. I found this out by just rinsing them in water prior to using them. Next, they aren't that easy to put in. I didn't have anything but ‘natural’ lubrication, but still. While at first I really didn't feel them inside of me, by the time I had walked across campus to work (5 minutes maybe), they hurt so bad I had to go straight to the nearest bathroom to get them out.

Here’s where my biggest problems started. When I did go to pull the retrieval cord, it broke. Only one ball came out. The cord connecting the two balls was still attached to the one inside me, but when I pulled that, it too broke off. Now, I'm in a fairly busy public bathroom stall in my college's main building trying to remove the remaining ball. I probably started to panic a little, which obviously didn't help. After about 10 minutes of pushing with my vaginal muscles and also reaching for it with my fingers, the ball finally came out!

This brings me to my final complaint: the little spikes held onto a lot of fluid, so they really needed to be cleaned. This would not be that difficult, except for those little holes in the balls where the string is supposed to be. I can only hope that the other women in the bathroom as I left didn’t notice that my face was flushed with color and I was sweating from the effort.

Overall, I can only give this product one star. It was fun in theory, but not practical at all. The only advantage I see for these is that they were inexpensive. These need, at the very least, a much stronger and more secure retrieval string. A way to seal the balls around the string to prevent fluids from entering would be great too.

Personally, I'm going to stay away from vaginal balls for a long time. These make me rethink anal balls too. If there is a next time for me, it will be a more expensive set. These were my first vaginal balls (Pink pleasure balls|Vaginal balls: Pink pleasure balls), and I most certainly do not recommend them to other beginners. Maybe someone with more experience would have better luck, but I can’t say for sure.

Having read the comments to my original review, I am glad that people appreciated my honesty. I was a little worried I was being too hard on the toy, being just a beginner with things like this, but everything I said was the truth of what happened, so I am glad people appreciate the honesty.

After the terrible experience I discussed in my original review, I knew I would never use this toy again. So, I decided to cut the pink spiky plastic apart, to see what was inside. First, I was just using scissors, so you can imagine how flimsy they were, and second, there was one metal ball inside each pink ball. As I mentioned in the review, there are holes in the pink plastic that would allow moisture to seep in. Of course, we all know that metal and water make rust. Who wants rust in their vagina?? As I said, I knew I would never use these again, so after i cut them apart, I simply thew them away. There wasn't much else I could do.