Lia G kiss - discreet massager discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by ~LaUr3n~

Brought to us by California Exotic comes this petite Lia G kiss vibrator. It's sleek design is perfectly curved to cup around the clit and slide and curve into your sweet spots. It has an interesting sort of bubbled design and a super smooth and flexible silicone body. The material is wonderful! This small vibrator has ten different awesome functions for vibration and is easy to use. Did I mention it's also waterproof and fairly quiet? It's a well rounded vibrator and great for many types of users.

The Lia G Kiss come in two colors, blue and pink. They are a bit softer than what you'd normally see. This toy is made of silicone and plastic. The silicone is smooth, silky, and flexible. Silicone is an excellent and high quality material that is hypo-allergenic, non-porous, and free of latex and phthalates. It's also a food-grade material. It has no smell or odor. There is a moderate amount of drag so it may require lubricant for internal use.

There isn't much else but, the rest of the toy is made of non-porous ABS plastic. Because of the plastic, this toy cannot be boiled for sterilization, but it is still much more hygienic than other materials.

The Lia G Kiss has an interesting design and shape. It has a g-spot curve and bulbing. The top has an interesting tip because of it.

The toy is 6" long. 4" of that is insertable. The thickness is about 1", 3" in circumference. About 2" down is where the toy starts to curve. This is also where the toy is able to bend but there is a lot of resistance so it doesn't affect the g-spot ability. In addition, the bulbs also start there. There are about four tiers of them, with an interesting ridge at the top that creates a sort of pointy tip. The thickness stays about the same throughout.





The bottom third of the toy is the plastic portion. It is separated from the rest of the toy by a silver ring. This is where the toy turns apart so the battery can be inserted. It only takes a single AA battery! How nice, right?! This toy is super easy to operate. There are only two buttons to be used. The only issue I have found with the construction is that the buttons are off center when the toy is twisted closed.

This toy is small so it is discreet in that regard but it clearly looks like a sex toy. It's also water proof by the way, yeay!

To turn the toy on press the power button. This also turns the LED light on making the butt end of the toy glow blue (or pink). The LED lights increase with intensity and go along with the vibration patterns. This also starts...

1. The first level of steady vibration. It's moderate and can be felt throughout most of the toy. It's also quiet. It can be heard across a room, but not over something like a noise maker or television.

2. This level is only slightly more strong than the first level and also slightly more loud.

3. As with most toys like this, for some reason, the third steady level shows a more obvious jump. It's of a high level and the noise also jumps up to be heard through a door if you listen closely enough.

4. On the intensity level of the 3rd, there is a fast flutter and then a longer pulse before repeating.

5. A steady pulsing (3rd level)

6. Longer steady pulses on the same level

7. Faster pulses again

8. Goes back to longer pulses separated by a pause

9. Longer and stronger pulses with more pause

10. Moderate pulses followed by flutter

Silicone is an easy material to take care of. It's non-porous, so you don't have to worry about bacteria harboring deep within the material. It still needs to be cleaned, however. Bacteria can linger on the surface. Hot water and soap are plenty to keep this clean, but it's always a good idea to rinse a toy of any material before use as well as after. The grooves do make this toy require a little extra care. A soft bristled brush or washcloth can help remove grime caught in the texture.

Silicone can be used with oil and water based lubricants, but not silicone ones. They can ruin the material. If silicone lubricant is insisted upon, test spot the material before you ruin the toy. To make the texture more subtle, use more lubrication.

To store, remove the battery, let it dry, and put it back in the package.

The packaging for this product is simple, yet reusable. The vibrator comes in a plastic box shell. A mold out of the toy slides into the box. The company does not include the single AA battery needed to operate the toy. The box shows the toy through it, so it is not discreet, but it gives information and doesn't have a potentially embarrassing half naked woman...or man on the box anywhere.

I didn't really have that much of high hopes for this toy. Because of its size, I didn't think it would do much for me in terms of internal stimulation or power...again due to its size and one battery. I was pleasantly surprised. The curve of the toy perfectly cups inside of me and that tip is wonderful! I don't feel that the bulbing is too much and if I move the toy fast enough it adds a lot of stimulation. I mostly use the first five vibrations levels since so many after number three feel very similar to me, but they all get the job done eventually. I found that the steady level number three was far too intense for my sensitive clit, but might be good for those who like more power. The vibrations are buzzy, but not cheap like that you would experience from a plastic toy. I like that it doesn't drain the battery. I've probably used it for over an hour and the battery I put in there is 75% full (it has the gauge on the side). From my experience with this toy, I'd recommend it and the others from this series. I'm sure they're all worth trying.