Funky jelly vibrator - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Two2Tango

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Taste Of Ireland

Good strong vibrator and a colorful one to add to your collections, but make sure that you are comfortable with very rigid toys before going to a bigger boy like this one. It's long, It's strong, Its got it goin' on!!
Plenty Of Size, 2 Different Color Mixes, Strong Vibe.
Bit Too Rigid, Overly Formed Head.
Rating by reviewer:
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First thing we noticed about this Funky Jelly was the great colors that in came in. Green, white, and orange being the colors of the Irish flag, and both my husband and I having Irish blood in us, we just had to give it a shot.

After receiving it several weeks ago, it was obvious that it was a bit larger than an average toy. The smell was typical of jelly type toys, not overbearing, but definitely noticeable. Washing with some mild soap toned it down for awhile, but the smell seems to come back over time.

So, after a little warm up, we were ready to try this big boy out. Using a condom, as we do with most all our toys for protection, it took only a little lube to slide right in. It gives a good full feeling, and the vibes are really strong toward the base. But I was a little disappointed as to the minimal amount of flexibility that this vibe has. I don't know about all of you out there, but I do like for my toys to have some give to them, especially the ones on the larger side. Also had a bit of discomfort with the overly formed head, being as it was a big toy and not giving material, it would kind of "hang" a bit on withdraw around its edge. Definitely a pleasurable experience, but would have been much more so with less rigidity.

Like most jelly items, condoms are a must for safety. It's not worth risking unpleasant chemical burn. Condoms also make keeping your toy clean a no brainer. Just wash with mild soap and rinse with luke warm water.

As far as noise is concerned, it's not as loud as many of the other vibes we have. Can't even say I remember hearing it first time out to play, being as I was enjoying it a bit too much to care about making noise anyways.
Follow-up commentary
After a couple months of use, it has been set off to the side. My husband fixed the head part of it for a smoother feel by carefully trimming the edge, so a condom is a most definite now even though we always used one on it anyways because of its material. The size is fine and I don't have a problem with the material with a condom on it, but I just don't desire this one for play very often. Pretty much just doesn't have the give I like my "buddys" to have. Still holding on to it anyways because we love the way it looks. Into firm toys and good girth? You'll love this vibe.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Lithaewyn
    What a strange looking toy!

  • Mamastoys
    Those colors!!! it is strange looking...thanks for the review
  • Sammi
    I think this one's pretty neat looking Smile
  • Minxy
    I've had my eye on this one for a while. Thanks for the review.
  • VelvetBound
    I'm thinking it looks a little infected, but maybe it's just me? I do see the Irish flag similarities on the opposite side! Does each one have unique patterns?
  • Two2Tango
    The one we recieved was a bit different than the pic shown, but not by much. The color formations are pretty close. Ya, the back side pic screams irish flag. Big smile
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    I was going to say, it looks like a flag exploded all over it. I'd be scared to use it, honestly.
  • Maiden
    Looks interesting! Doesn't frighten me at all. I might have to give it a go! Winking
  • Two2Tango
    Glad to hear it. Hope you enjoy yours as we have ours.
  • sixfootsex
    thanks for the review, especially the info about the material.
  • zracer
    Great review
  • breebree
    great review
  • Tbanda
  • lzee
    Good review!
  • Lioncub
    Thanks for the review
  • Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!!
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