Funky jelly vibrator - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by charmedtomeetyou

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Play that Funky Music, Vibe Boy

If you don't mind toys made of PVC and you're looking for a large, girthy toy with a lot of squish, this is the guy for you.
Great size and girth make this toy noteworthy.
The fact that this toy is made of Jelly is a huge negative.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Ok, I'll admit it. When I first say this vibe I was a bit startled. It's big. It's oddly colored and swirly. It's squishy. But overall, this isn't a bad vibe. The coloring has really grown on me, it has a kind of tye dye vibe to it.

At 8" long, and a 7" insertable length, this may not be for beginners. You be the judge on if it fits the bill for you. Funky has a diameter of 1 1/2" to 2", so it certainly delivers when it comes to girth. It has a basic control knob on the bottom, with vibrations increasing the more you turn the knob. This toy has a lot of flexibility to it, you can bend this in half quite easily. You can also squish this down to about half of it's diameter if you squeeze it. If you like a firm toy, this vibe isn't for you.

The vibrations of this toy are very similar to any basic traditional vibrator out there. They are more of a rumble than a buzz. I would rank it as average, as far as power is concerned. It lacks the intensity of some of the more high powered vibrators out there, but it isn't a weakling. This toy works equally well for clitoral stimulation and internal play, but you aren't going to get as strong a vibration if you use the tip of it for clit play. The veined appearance and texture add to the experience, especially when thrusting the toy.

The packaging is far from discreet, as you can see in the picture. It is a basic clamshell, but you can store the toy in there if you like. The packaging has very little information, covering size and the fact that it's a Jelly toy, but little else. It takes 2 AA batteries.

Funky is a PVC (Jelly) toy, so it is porous, and it has some care issues. You can't sterilize it by boiling, so you can't share it unless you use a condom. It picks up lint, hair and anything else it comes in contact with. It cleans up with warm water and soap, or a toy cleaner. You really will need to store it in a storage bag or some sort of container to limit the amount of lint it collects. Water or Silicone based lubes are okay to use on Jelly toys. This toy is waterproof, but I don't know that I would trust it in the tub. In the shower it works fine.
Follow-up commentary
Even though I shy away from this material in toys these days, this toy is still a winner. It's one of those surprise toys that does more for you than you would think. No complaints!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Beneath The Bed
    Great review and pictures. Thanks!
  • SiNn
    great review ty
  • dv8
    Nice photos. That toy looks diseased.
  • Ms. Summer
    Thanks for the review.
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    You're welcome!
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