This Rock Star Put On A Bad Show

Rock Star Vibes Patty is a G-spot vibrator from Doc Johnson. This is not a great anal toy as Patty is very short, and there is no flange to keep it from getting sucked in. Patty is meant for G-spot stimulation, but works well for external stimulation also. The battery is completely air tight when it is closed all the way, so feel free to take Patty in the tub or shower with you.

The entire toy is made of smooth hard plastic. This material is very rigid with no give or flexibility. This is great if you love firm pressure.

There is a band near the base, just above the battery compartment with little raised bumps for decoration. It looks metallic but it is actually smooth plastic. In the middle of the shaft is a slight indentation to give Patty a bulged look. There are no seams or rough edges to worry about.

The head of the toy is tilted upwards to give you G-spot stimulation. I find the head to be too pointy, so if you like broad stimulation, Patty does not deliver. There is no special marker on the base to tell you which way the upward tip is facing.

Patty is only 5 ½” in length with 3 ½” insertable. This short length makes it really tough to thrust with which I really don’t like. Also, if you have a deeper G-spot, you are out of luck. The toy would be much easier to manipulate if there was more of a handle to work with. The circumference is 4 ¾” so this will probably be a bit large for a beginner.

Patty only has one button which takes you through the different vibration speeds: low, medium, and high, and back off. The button makes an audible click each time it is pressed. The button is located right on the bottom, and if you are like me and like to manipulate the toy, the button will accidentally be pressed.

Low is about 2 vrooms, medium is low three vrooms, and high is high three vrooms. The vibrations are the deep and thrumming kind which feel great. These kind of vibrations don’t itch me or make me feel numb. Unfortunately, the power decreases as soon as pressure is applied. Patty is very quiet, and will definitely not be heard through a closed door.

Patty runs on three AAA batteries which are not included. I have bullets that take threeAAA batteries which are much more powerful than Patty so I was really surprised by the lack of power. The low rumbly vibrations definitely make up for it though.

You can rinse Patty with water and soap, or use a toy cleaner. You can use silicone or water based lubricants with Patty, although I recommend water based for easier cleanup.

Plastic won’t react badly with any other materials, so store it wherever is convenient for you.

Patty comes in a clear box that works well for displaying. Patty rests inside a plastic tray to keep it from being knocked around. Not much information is provided, but this is a very straight forward toy.