Treeze realistic - traditional vibrator by Don Wands - review by imp

This wooden dildo in the Don Wand Treeze Line is most definitely built to last.

It arrived packaged in a simple plastic cover and inside sported a beautiful wooden dildo with a vibe that screws into it the center of the dildo, a tan, padded cover for storage along with two AA batteries and a small sample packet of water based lube. It has no overpowering smell as some toys tend to have which is a nice bonus.

The storage cover is divine and well padded so the toy will not get scratched or damaged. The design itself is beautiful and the texture of the wood is ultra smooth and sleek to the touch, no ridges or harsh edges to it at all. The wood sleeve is specially manufactured and the fibers of the wood are saturated with urethane resin and cured under a high pressure at a high temperature which makes this toy resistant to splitting or splintering. Safety was definitely in mind when this toy was made.

The insertable, screw in vibe sports 8 settings. It holds two batteries and there is a small piece of paper inside the compartment showing you which way the batteries go in which I found useful, just be sure to remove the paper before popping the batteries in. It boasts three speeds of vibration and 5 varying levels of pulsation and escalation. Even holding the actual vibe in my hand left it with quite an after tingle. It has one small button at the base of the vibe which controls the vibrations through the 8 different settings. You do however have to go through the whole selection to turn it off.

The best thing about this toy is the fact that the vibe is replaceable which means value for money. When the vibe dies you simply go out and purchase another without having to replace the whole toy. Alone the vibe is relatively quiet but when inserted into the wooden sleeve it is quite loud as the wood seems to enhance the noise levels so if you are slightly worried about noise then music in the background or lots of pillows are a good idea if you don't want it to be heard.

The dildo is unforgiving in its solid build and measures a nice 9 inches in length so very easy to hold. It has a decent sized girth measuring at about 1 1/2 inches at it's thickest point and an insertable 7 inches. The head of the dildo seemed to tease my g-spot when angled correctly and the shaft tapers in and out in all the right places creating a very realistic shape to it.

It warms very quickly to body temperature and is easy to wash with hot water and soap, you can also use a 10% bleach solution or toy cleaner. Both easily come apart for cleaning. Waterproof and lubricant friendly this little totem pole of toe curling delights will have you smiling all day. You can use this dildo externally to build up the sensations and then use internally. Or just go straight for the internal sensations. It can be used in conjunction with other toys also, such as a Hitachi or any toy that stimulates the clitoris for a mind blowing orgasm.

This is the first wooden dildo I have had the pleasure of playing with and I am quite impressed. The free sample lube was perfect as well and wasn't sticky nor dried up. I love this design, absolutely stunning, so much I am tempted to plonk it in-between all my other ornaments on the bookshelf. I call it my wee totem pole of love.

This is a toy I would recommend to a medium to advanced toy user as it is unforgiving and will not bend and it hit my cervix quite well with enough thrusting.

It is loud. Really loud, as the vibe noise tends to be enhanced cased in it's wooden sleeve. I did however take the vibe out and used that on its own too and it's way more quieter. Either way, both experiences were more than pleasurable and I achieved an orgasm quite easily and I shall be using this toy over and over.

You can hear the toy doing it's thing here

I love the actual dildo part and the lip on the head makes for nice g-spot stimulation at the right angle but the vibe part is a let down. I don't like having to roll through all of the vibe settings to turn it off and the noise is off putting. I have now worked out if I screw it in tightly it reduces the noise BUT then I risk getting the actual vibe stuck and the end unscrews leaving the main part stuck in the sheath. Highly annoying. This could be a good toy but the vibe part needs to go back to the drawing board. I do use this quite a bit but nowadays I don't bother with the vibe and just use the Hitachi instead if I want a bit of vibration on the sheath. It is a girthy toy and this is a bonus in my books.