Treeze realistic - traditional vibrator by Don Wands - review by Badass

Treeze realistic

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This is a must have for any toy collector. It is beautiful and gives you the full sensation many ladies require. The head of this toy feels awesome when grazing over your g-spot and the rings at the bottom give you something to grip onto while thrusting.
Comes with storage pouch, easy to clean, made in U.S.A.
May be too big for some
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Treeze Realistic vibrator by Doc Johnson is just that, a realistic vibrator. This vibe has a larger head than the shaft which can be easily felt as it goes in and out of you against your walls. A major perk to this is that since the head is bigger, it brushing NICELY against your g-spot.
Technically this toy is a two in one. The black, much smaller base is actually the vibrator that you can screw, and will easily pull out and you could use the plastic vibe on its own. The sheath for the vibrator, the hollowed wooden part can be used and a dildo on its own. Being able to screw out the internal vibrator is very helpful for changing batteries.
This is a PERFECT vaginal dildo, it creates the full sensation I value very much and it quite pretty to look at. It could also be used against the clitoris, but I think the intended purpose of insertion is the most stimulating.
As for temperature play, it does not hold up well. I put it in the freezer for an hour and while it did stay cold for a short while, the cold couldn't have lasted longer than 10 minutes.
Due to the size, I would not recommend this to a beginner. I would also highly recommend against using this anally. There are two larger "rings" to the wooden sheath at the base, but these would not keep the toy from slipping in entirely.
This toy comes with: A thick pouch, a leaflet with the features & benefits as well as their other wooden products, and 2 AA batteries.
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material ranking on this product is a little tricky, the wooden sheath, the part you would be inserting into your body is wood, which has a material safety rating of 9, but the plastic vibrator that screws into the sheath and hangs out for an a little under and inch and a half is plastic which only has a material safety ranking of 8. The leaflet that comes with this toy has an extensive list of features and benefits and I feel this is the best place to share them. This toy is: hypo allergenic, non porous, splinter free, phthaletes free, waterproof(woo-hoo!), Ultra smooth(true story), non coated, latex free, lubrication friendly, replaceable vibrator(which sadly, cannot be purchased on Eden). This little leaflet also informs you this toy is non toxic, and "does not have a coating that can crack or chip) which I really appreciate, because the last thing in the world I want when trying to get off is having a piece of the toy chip off inside me.
The wood of this product truly is smooth, I'm not sure what I expected, but this surpasses my expectations of smoothness. Even the ridge of the head of the toy, as well as the two upraised rings toward the base are totally smooth and don't have a single edge on them.
This toy is completely hard, there is nothing soft about it. If you are a lady who needs a bit of softness to her toy, this is not for you.
Due to this toy being non porous, I'd imagine you could share it with a friend. If I were you I would be quite cautious when doing so and clean between each persons use.
The information from Don Wands says you can use either water or silicone based lubes with this product.

When taking this in the shower, the water simply beads on it and rolls off. If you, like I, enjoy hot showers, have no fear! This toy warms quickly in the steam. Ideally, if you love this toy and live with roommates or parents, the shower is a great place to use this. The sound of the running water muffles the sound of the loud vibes and while a vibration can be heard to you in the shower or someone in the bathroom with you, through the door, all that can be heard is the running water.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Everyone who owns anything from Don Wands knows, toys don't get any prettier than Don Wands, this is true with the Treeze Realistic as well. When I used to think of wood, I thought of fire wood or bark on trees and the wood underneath, Don Wands has changed all that. The look of the wood itself is hard to describe, there are many colors involved in it. There is some red, some black, and a couple of shades of brown. Again, this is hard to describe, but I will do my best and hopefully the pictures will help. All around it you can see the layers of wood, but they can not be felt when running your fingers along them. Two of the sides have ovals in the center that have rings around them that gradually get smaller they move out creating slim lines down the sides. When you turn it around these lines gradually start to get bigger and form another oval on the opposing side in the middle. Like wood you would see in furniture the upraised parts follow this pattern as well.
At the very bottom, in the center of the plastic flat base is a round button. This button can be easily felt, but is not very up-risen. This button will turn it on, take you through the 8 functions and also turn it off.
All together, the toy in 9 inches long, but the wooden part is only 7 1/4" of that. At the very middle, this toy is 1 1/2" wide, it goes down to a little under 1 1/4" right before the head, and the head is 1 1/2" as well. The two ridges at the bottom of this toy are both 1 3/4" wide. The head itself is just under 2" long, from head to first ring is 4", both rings are 1/2" long and there is just under an inch between the two rings.

The Head:

Functions / Performance / Controls

This vibe has 8 functions all together, 3 speeds and 5 different patterns. Pushing the button on the bottom of that black base will turn the toy on and to it's first setting, high. Pushing this button again will bring it down to medium strength vibrations, and pushing it a third time will lower the vibes to low. The five pulse functions are hard to describe, but I will try my best, #4(first one after strengths) starts off like a machine gun and then lowers itself to a low vibe and slowly rises to a high vibe, then switches back to machine gun, and repeats. #5 is all pulse. It starts out with low vibes pulsing and gradually the pulse gets stronger and vibes get faster to machine gun and repeats. #6 starts out high and lowers itself gradually to low, and then gradually rises back up to high, and so forth. #7 is vibes followed by quick pauses. The best way I can describe it is high vibes going "boom boom boom-pause-boom boom-pause-boom boom boom pause" and repeating that pattern. These are all high vibes. Last but not least #8 machine gun high, followed by super high for about 20 seconds, then machine gun for 5 seconds or so. Pushing the button the 9th time turns it off. Sadly, there is no way to turn it off immediately if someone walks in. I do no recommend this to someone living with people who would be weirded out walking in on you.

The button I spoke of:

It doesn't matter which speed or pulse you are on, this bad buy is loud. I think this is either the most loud toy I own or the second loudest. It can be easily heard through a door on the the first and lowest setting.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

The label to this toys package said all you need to do to clean it is use soap and water. I have been using Eden wipes on mine and haven't had an issue yet. I also recommend toy cleaner if you are a worrier about just soap and water, as I am. One way I would NOT recommend cleaning this toy is the 10% bleach 90% water solution, it might die down the color of your toy and I personally LOVE the look of this wood and wouldn't want to change it.
Both water based and silicone based lubes can be used on this toy. It is non porous so it can be shared, though I do recommend cleaning in between vagina's or at least using a condom or toy cover over it for each person.

As for maintenance? This toy comes with a very thick light brown bag that you can store your toy in. You can put it anywhere and not worry about it getting a ding or scratch. The only issue you may have with storage is, since the bag is so puffy to keep the vibrator safe, it may not want to fit into your toy box. I personally had to buy a new plastic box for this since it was too large a bag for my regular box with everything else already in it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging for this toy was not in the least discreet. You can see the toy clearly through the clear plastic packaging it comes in. The top of this package has a paper with the Treeze Doc Johnson label, and on the back has the cleaning instructions. Both are clearly visable.
Also included with this toy is a very thick pouch to store your expensive toy in, a small thing of Wet lube, and a card with other Doc Johnson wood toys, including more vibes and anal plugs. On the reverse side of this card are the features and benefits, what a wood/urethane hybrid is, and that the toy is made in the U.S.A..
The plastic the toy comes in is recyclable plastic.

Sorry if the pictures are a bit blurry.
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative
Follow-up commentary
I still love this toy for it's girth and smoothness, but I have grown to seriously dislike how loud it is. While it has fairly strong vibrations, the noise level is more intense than the vibes.

I would only recommend this to those who live alone, or alone with a toy positive spouse. It is too noisy to be used when living with others.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • soe
    Thanks for the review!
  • Thomas90
    Fantastic review, thanks!
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    Thank you so much for reviewing!
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    Great review. Thanks!
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    Thanks, great review!
  • duff
    I was unsure about this guy but now its in my wl
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