Jaws with chain - nipple clamps by PHS International - review by geekkink

Jaws with chain

Nipple clamps by PHS International

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Ughhh... Unuseable.

These are a great set of clamps to pick up if you want to know everything that is wrong with a set of clamps.
Sharp edges, weak construction
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I am probably really nit picky, but octopus style clamps are some of my favorites. (I've been told these are called clover clamps, but I've always called them octopus clamps. I don't know; I'm an idiot.) So was I fairly excited to get a few more sets of these. They chain also seemed more than long enough to go from nipple to nipple on my girlfriend who is quite busty, a triple D; we've had issues with this on several other sets of clamps where they either did not reach, or they could not stay on. That was not the issue here. I don't know what kind of metal these are made out of, some sort of cheap aluminum likely, but they are really weak, like crush in my hands weak, and the edges are really sharp. I wouldn't put these things within ten feet of my girlfriends breasts, and I'll be honest, I am pretty mean to her boobs.

When I first busted these out of the package, they instantly started to tweak, which is not a good sign, I tried to open them up, test how hard they pinched, and I cut my thumb on them. After forcing myself to use these stupid things, on my ear lobes, to see how they pinch exactly. Honestly, it's not that hard at all really. Which is both sad and boring, what a generous waste of good material.

The packaging is neither discreet, or recyclable which sucks, I mean these clamps have zero redeeming qualities what so ever. The front of the box says nipple clamps right on the front and nothing else, at least they are not plastered with a nude woman across the front, but anyone can figure this out. I want to point out, my house isn't your house, we have sex toys literally everywhere around here. So discreet packaging is not a must, but if that matters to you, these are not discreet. The clam shell is clearly designed to hold all the different clamps the company makes, and the back shows all the different ones they have.

As far as how to take care of this, take it out of the box it came in, and place directly into your trash can. In all seriousness, this can not get it wet, it will rust. Do not put it under anything heavy, it will crush it.

The chain feels like it's made of plastic, or that I could easily break it. All in all, cheap crap.
I have none, I will not use these on my girlfriend, I can't tell you how much fun we have had with them, or not, because they are trash.
Follow-up commentary
I have had other BDSM players take a look at these clamps and refuse to use them as well. They are not safe and very poorly made. I was displeased with some of the other 2 heart products as well.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Jaws with chain tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bdsm
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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  • Dixiemomma
    Thanks for the review, sorry they didnt work out for you
  • Beck
    So you didn't use the product at all?
  • bayosgirl
  • skeeterlynn
    Thank you for the review
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Sorry to hear they're so cheap! Thanks for the review!
  • LavenderSkies
    Thanks for an honest review.
  • geekkink
    @ beck not if using them not on a person cut my hands up no..
  • marshmallow
  • hawaiian chick
    Thanks for sharing! Not sure I want to try this product! Sharp edges are never fun!
  • kawigrl
    thanks for the info
  • Desirae Alisia Weatherby
    Great review.
  • lzee
    Thank you !
  • SassySam
    thank you
  • linnlinn
  • GingerSpice
    dang. they looked sooo fun
  • astrolatry
    many thanks! i no longer have an interest in these thanks to your review.
  • higs
    Thanks for reviewing!
  • iabicpl09
    Thank you.
  • Gdom
    Thanks for the warning!
  • ImaGodiva
    Good info! Thanks for the review. And be nice to boobs.
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