Vibro balls - vaginal balls discontinued by Pipedream - review by Miss Delicious

Okay, I'll admit it; I have yet to get very excited about Vaginal Balls.  I'm sure that I should be dedicating a portion of every day to Kegel exercises, but so far the motivation has eluded me. Despite this overall lack of interest, I actually do own a set of Fun Factory's Smart Balls. I think this fact is greatly responsible for the lack of excitement I felt when I first opened the Vibro Balls package.

My immediate impression was that they looked rather cheap and tacky, more like a naughty gag gift than a toy I'd like to use.  They are of a decent weight, but I noticed the mechanism in the lower ball does not seem to move as freely as in the top, so that one ball delivers less vibration than the other.  Furthermore, I was put off by the overall design of the product.  The nylon cording strikes me as particularly unhygienic, and there is an indention along each ball where the two halves join together, perfect for accumulating lube and bodily juices.  Although the cording is secure and I did not have any fear that one might get "lost" inside me, there is a definite gap around the hole in each ball where the cord is attached.  Again, this struck me as a cleaning nightmare.  Nonetheless, I overcame my misgivings and gave the Vibro Balls a shot.

You know what?  They are fun!  I find the sensation of something moving slightly inside me to be a little odd, but it is also delightfully naughty to walk around with the feeling of something nestled up inside my pussy.  Average activities did not do much to activate the vibration sensation, but I suspect that Vibro Balls could be fun on a long car trip or perhaps during a particularly brisk walk.  When it came to play time, the sensation of firmly tugging on the cord with one hand while using a vibrator on my clit with the other was quite a turn-on.  However, once my orgasm was achieved and it was time for clean-up, I noticed that the dimples on the upper side of the balls definitely served as "cum cups" (a term I vividly recall from grade school, used to tease a girl with prominent dimples).

In the end, the Vibro Balls were not as hard to clean as I expected and I got off from using them in combination with a small vibrator.  But I'm still not a fan!  I'd recommend the Vibro Balls to someone who is looking for a fairly inexpensive set to try out before upgrading to a pricier model.  Or maybe as an interesting decoration to hang from a car's rear-view mirror; I think I'm more likely to do that with my set before I actually stick them up my pussy again!  I plan on remaining loyal to my Smart Balls....