Jessica Drake's wicked balls - vaginal balls by Cal Exotics - review by SexySkye

Wicked? I think not...

Nice product if you want something to sit between your legs without any real enjoyment. Not for those that want to feel sexy in preparation for later.
Lovely marble design and colors, easy clean up, easy to remove.
Not enough bounce and roll, cord is uncomfortable.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Jessica Drake's wicked balls were more like boring or insignificant than wicked or fun. I thought they looked absolutely divine with their marbled exterior and enticing label. I decided to buy this toy with high hopes of it getting me in the mood for my hubby when he got home. There was no such luck. No happy days or frolics in the park. None of that; just a thud and a slight vibration. Seriously? These are wicked? I think not. At least not for this woman.
As far as the specs, these balls each weigh in at .2 lb and the diameter is 1 1/4" per ball. They are made of a jelly-like material and have a smooth texture to them. They are smooth but not as glass. One of the features I particularly like about them is that they are phthalates free. I found them to have very little smell. The balls have a tiny vibration sound but you have listen real carefully. They're weighted but not enough to give you a real thrill.

I will say that in the beginning the balls did tend to make themselves known but within a few minutes their presence went undetected. I suspect it's because the balls are stationary and therefore, don't move all that much. When inserting this toy, I highly suggest using a water based lubricant. Some people might like the fact that there is a nylon cord to remove them. I found the cord to be too long and kinda stiff and in the way. I personally didn't like this feature all that much due to the fact that it kept chaffing me and not in a pleasurable way. The cord does have a loop which is great for removal.

The only thing I found to be interesting about this toy was a little tease when I tugged the balls. Every now and then, there was slight stimulation that I felt but nothing remarkable.

I eventually put these away for good and went on to find new and more lively toys. In my humble opinion, these balls paled in comparison to other great treasures such as the Weighted Orgasm Balls.

To keep them clean, I simply used anti-bacterial soap or toy cleanser to wash them off and pat them dry. I would store them in any cool, dry place like your favorite toy box. I hope that you find them more promising than I did and if not, I encourage you to keep searching for your perfect pair of balls. *winks*
Follow-up commentary
I still hate these balls and will not touch them with a ten foot pole. In fact, I've already thrown them away since I tried them again. Yep, they're still uncomfortable and not my style.
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  • her.royal.redness
    Sorry to hear these ones didn't quite work out but hopefully you can soon find the perfect pair!
  • deceased
    I was looking at the actual size....Too big and crowded in there to be effective or fun.
  • Sammi
    These are pretty Smile
  • kawigrl
    funny review
  • zeebot
    Thanks for the review!
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