After taking this toy out of its packaging, examining everything that was included, and cleaning the toy with warm water and antibacterial soap, I began preparing for our first date. Once everything, and everybody, was ready to go (aside from being being all lubed up), I popped the batteries into the remote control for the bullet… and nothing happened. I messed around with it for a minute, tried a different set of batteries, and then tossed it aside. The bullet and controller were now officially dead to me. No big deal.

I then grabbed the trusty ol’ pump bottle of Maximus, and shot a generous amount of lube into Laura Doone’s Hairy 1974 pussy, and then onto myself. At first I had a problem ‘entering’. The opening was too tight. So I used both hands, stretched it wide open, and then entered. Everything seemed to work great once I achieved insertion.

Once inside, I was immediately impressed by how realistic this toy felt. I would not say that it felt 100% realistic. But, if it wasn’t quite as tight, and it didn’t gently squeeze you as you went in and out, I would grade it in the low to mid ninety percentile as far as realistic feel is concerned.

Now I tried using this toy in a hand-held way, where I stayed still and moved the pussy back and forth. I also set it on a flat surface, where I did all the moving as it stayed still. This second way, with the pussy sitting stationary, seemed to really be the best way (for me at least) to use this. And using it was quite awesome.

This pussy is made out of Cyberskin, (and I have no idea what material the hair is made out of). Cyberskin is a phthalates-free and latex-free material, but it is also a very porous material which is difficult to clean and not possible to sterilize. For these reasons, it is recommended that you wear a condom when using this pussy, though I myself opted not to.

The texture of this pussy feels like rubbery skin when you are touching and holding it, but it feels extremely realistic when it is being used. The hair is basically a visual enhancement, as I did not notice any difference in feeling.

Roughly, I would describe the shape of this toy as being a somewhat square piece of Cyberskin, that connects to a cylindrical Cyberskin tube. But really, it's kind of a big hunk of Cyberskin. The front is the entrance to Laura Doone’s 1974 Hairy Pussy, the back opened, and the bottom is flat. It is approximately 4”x4”x7”, and weight about 1.5 pounds.

The design of this pussy is a lot better than I was expecting it to be. I have used a lot of smaller hand held masturbators before, as well as much larger dolls. So this was the first time I have ever used what I would refer to as a ‘table top masturbator’. I am not saying you need to use it on a table top, but the flat bottom, the gripping Cyberskin texture, and the weight of this toy, really work well together to keeping it from moving during use. While you could hold and move this pussy, I do believe that it is meant to be used stationary on a flat surface.

The fit… was great! The opening is extremely tight, and I did need to use both hands to spread the pussy open so that I could get inside of it. However once I was inside, everything was fine. There is a lot more of the Cyberskin material on the front of this toy, so when withdrawing past a certain point you do get pushed a little bit by the toy. This push is not significant enough to cause you to pop out, and the sensation it adds is definitely a plus.

This pussy came with a bullet to insert into the back opening. It did not work at all, so I never got a chance to test this. The toy was still amazing without it. The bullet was attached to a remote control via a thin cord. The remote and bullet did appear to be somewhat on the cheaper looking side as far as construction and materials are concerned. The bullet speed is controlled by a single sliding button.

I put a fresh, brand new, never before used, set of batteries in the remote. The red LED came on, but nothing happened. I tried other batteries, messing with the cord, and finally beating it against a hard surface. Nothing worked. Oh well.

As I already mentioned, Cyberskin is a very porous material that cannot be sterilized. So this toy is not safe to share without using a condom. You should only use water based lubricant with this toy. Silicone and oil based lubes will likely cause damage to the material.

This pussy was very easy to clean. I first rinsed it off, and out, with warm water. This seemed to clean everything that you would want to clean off, or out, of the pussy. After the pre-rinse, I washed it with anti-bacterial soap, rinsed it off, and patted it dry with a towel. I then let it sit out overnight to completely dry before putting it in a gallon size freezer bag and storing it.

Ideally you should store this in a Ziploc bag, or something to protect it and keep it from coming into contact with other toys, materials, and dust. It should also be stored in a cool dark place. By following these storing instructions, you will significantly extend the lifespan of your toy.

The packaging for this toy is pretty awesome. It was not really that fancy, and did not consist of anything that was unnecessary for the most part, but it just looked really slick. Yes, it did have the naked picture of Laura Doone, but it was all very stylish and done tastefully. At least I thought it was done tastefully.

The toy itself was amazing, but the single greatest thing about it was the little 1” cube of Cyberskin with a little pussy on it, that you could touch through a circular cutout in the box to give you a sample of what the material felt like.

This little mini pussy is just the coolest, cutest, tiny little thing.

To see a silly comic I made, and to read some more about my opinion of this product, please visit my blog.