Glow in the dark sorority tease - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by El-Jaro

Add resource least it glows in the dark

If you're looking for a fun toy that won't cost a lot and is good for a couple uses, this isn't too bad of an option. If you're looking for something that will last you a while, you might want to consider something a bit higher in the price category.
Glows in the dark
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


If you have a penis, you can use this toy. (External novelty use only, please.)

If you don't have a penis, you can still use this toy; you just have to get a bit creative. I won't go into the other uses here, but use your imagination and a bit of duct tape.

First off, this isn't a full length stroker. Well, it doesn't seem to be. If you can use it and go balls deep, I actually kind of envy you for that. Poking out the back of the toy was one of the aspects I didn't care for, but that's my preference. It's really more for head stroking, which is fine. That's the sensitive part of the penis.

Basically, you lube the toy and your penis (or whoever's penis you're using) and apply. Pretty easy. No need to read the instructions.
    • Penis wielders and enthusiasts

Material / Texture

This is made from Pure Skin, which is basically TPE. There was some smell associated it with it, but it goes away with an airing out. It's pretty squishy and makes funny squishy sounds when you squeeze it.

Also, it glows in the dark. That's worth two stars right there.
glow 1

It's pretty porous and is prone to ripping, so don't flip it inside out.

Because it's pretty short (something like four inches), it's pretty much a one-hand use.

Here's what it looks like charging:
Charge up!
It charges up really fast and lasts about 10 minutes on a quick 30 second charge.

As you can see, the inside is totally tubular!
Totally tubular
    • Glow in the dark

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Like I said, it's a one-hand jobber. You'll definitely want to use the hand you didn't use with lube. It's also designed for head use. You're not going to be able to go balls deep on it, unless you're in the 4" range.

I'm really glad it's a soft material, but it is TIGHT. I'm an average sized guy and it was pretty uncomfortable. So much so that I couldn't even use it more than a couple minutes before I tapped out.

Here it is next to a roll of tape:

front on

Care and Maintenance

It's a basic soap/water or toy cleaner to clean. I wouldn't store it next to another plastic blend toy or in a plastic bag. You could probably keep it in a large sock (if you don't mind bit of lint).

Lube is required with this toy, because it's so tight. I used my stand-by/go-to lube for this.

When you're done, just a quick rinse and some soap/cleaner and let it air out vertically, you'll be fine.
Follow-up commentary
I wasn't a real fan of this, but it worked for a free review. The glow-in-the-dark part was definitely the best part. It got packed away in a box and melted with some plastic that fell in next to it. Oh well...
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  • Zandrock
    Nice review
  • Melan!e
    It's so small! Thanks for the review. We'll stay away from this one.
  • SiNn
    nice review
  • PrincessYagami
    Thank you for reviewing
  • The Mother of a SiNner
    ty for the review
  • kitty1949
    Oh wow, that's tiny! Thank you for sharing.
  • sexytileena / absolutely love sex
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for the review. I didn't realize this was so small! I'm glad I passed on getting it for my partner.
  • AHubbyof2SexualMinds
    Great review, I wasn't a fan either, though I wanted to be.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! Sorry it was so tight and uncomfortable! I think we'll pass on this one.
  • MrWishyWashy
    Great job, thank you!
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Damn that thing is small as heck. This would not work for my man. Thanks for sharing!
  • spiced
    thanks for a useful review. I don't think I'd enjoy this toy, but I did enjoy your thoughts on it.
  • babymario
    excellent review
  • scotty20
    Thank you. Glow in the dark.... very interesting
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